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HitIer · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:16 pm Post subject: the bible says

you cannot be gay without getting stoned

why wait my fellow faggots?

(no offense)

Euphorical · Cheater Reputation: 9 Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 35

Aniblaze · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:45 pm Post subject:

The bible says a lot of things. You should read the Harry Potter series instead: it's much more riveting and believable than the bible. Far less plot holes.

Selrahc · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:50 pm Post subject:

witty anti religion humour

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:52 pm Post subject:

no this

Hero · Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 pm Post subject:

The bible was writen by a homophobe.

paupav · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:54 am Post subject:

We actually did this on religion class. Bible doesn't specificly says that homosexuals should be killed or stoned. Bible only says that If married guy lies in bed with another man he should be stoned (which was punishment back then for adultery)

the the the · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:32 am Post subject:

I can't find it, but there's a gif that shows the earth, then the solar system, and zooms out further and further, our galaxy, local galactic cluster, etc, until it shows the observable universe, and has Jesus looking at it saying "lol dont masturbate".

SinStar87 · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:37 am Post subject:

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
- Machiavelli

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

why the fuck does anyone care about the bible

i forget religion exists 90% of the time

Sui · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 3:17 am Post subject:

SinStar87 · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 3:25 am Post subject:

there is curiosity, there's fear of the unknown, there's fear of death. Probably most important are the social aspects, it gives people a group to belong to and allows them freedom of their fear of the *edit* taboo, don't know why I forgot that word.

teeigeryuh · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 3:36 am Post subject:

HitIer · Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:47 am Post subject:

[quote="asciicat"]I can't find it, but there's a gif that shows the earth, then the solar system, and zooms out further and further, our galaxy, local galactic cluster, etc, until it shows the observable universe, and has Jesus looking at it saying "lol dont masturbate".

No there are no contradictions in the bible. you just hate God too much

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38