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elpacco · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:15 pm Post subject: Why does league have to have

the straight up worst community in the history of gaming? Like holy fuck, I just played a game where my entire team raged at me for trying to win.

We got into queue (this is just normals, mind you), and I was last pick. I said I'd AD carry because I wanted to practice my Kog, to which fp replied "No I'm adc." I said fine, I'll jungle then. I proceeded to stand up and go take a piss. I get back and there's six seconds left for me to pick, I look in chat and my message was still the last one, so I went ahead and just picked Master Yi because it was the first champion I see that I could jungle with (and Master Yi jungle is super fun and I'm alright with it). I look at the other team, see that the only hard CC was a Taric so I figured I'd be fine.

All of a sudden chat explodes and my team is flipping shit on me because we already had a shen jungle. The dude decided to just straight up pick the role I had planned on doing just because he was a higher pick than me and didn't want to support. I would have supported if he had said, "No, I'm going to jungle" but he never said anything so I didn't even know. At the end of champ select when we were about to get into the game, they were all saying "REPORT YI AFTER THE GAME OHH MY GOSHHH" and Shen just said "I'm gonna troll."

Yeah report me, right?

We get into the game, and since we were doing double jungle I said "Okay ori leash shen on red and diana leash me on blue," to which shen, orianna, and vayne are all like "NO FUCK YOU YI DON'T LEASH HIM DIANA," because that's how you make the best out of a (not even) shitty situation. Diana almost didn't but I ended up convincing her that it doesn't help anyone by not leashing me. I then said, ok shen lets go top together and gank Darius and then wait for Hecarim at his red. We do both and both go great, Diana picks up the kill on Darius and shen picks up the kill on hecarim. I proceed to take his entire jungle. So far we're doing really well. Top is winning, hecarim has no farm, and mid is even.

Vayne is 1v2ing a Taric+Ez, so I decided to help her out. Minions are pushed up to the tower because she's getting zoned but she's still doing alright in farm. I wait in the bushes for the opportune moment and run in. As I land an autoattack on ezreal, Vayne pings me away and decides not to go in. I ezreal lives with ~150 health while vayne sits at her tower farming. Shen and orianna go on to feed the top lane Darius somehow because he decided to roam after getting shit on at top. He picks up a couple of kills and Shen straight up ragequits. Except that he doesn't leave the game, no, because then he would get reported. He just goes to the fountain and walks back and forth every couple of seconds, because that's any different than going AFK. He complains that he has no farm even though he has double what Hecarim has. We start losing even though every lane was winning simply because its a 4v5.

And then they whine to report me at the end of the game.

I just...don't get it.

Butters · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:16 pm Post subject:

yeah i just dont play normals that much anymore and we usually play in a 5 so that doesnt happen. ;~;

i also dont even talk to people in all chat most of the time, it's such a waste of time.

bfsdbsdfbdsfb · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:18 pm Post subject:

yeah I know that feel bro I definitely know that feel.

I've had so many losses because of people like that.

:^) · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:18 pm Post subject:

pls play with me

Simon :v · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:21 pm Post subject:

tbh althhough i understand your frustrations, you really should NOT get up and take a piss during champ select
a lot can change during champ select; i.e. someone planned on playing x champ but got counterpicked and asks if someone else can take over y lane.

should just wait til loading screen to piss dude

elpacco · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:25 pm Post subject:

Cryoma · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:34 pm Post subject:

Dota 2 is just as bad.
me>"hey someone get the courier"
my team>"no hablo ingles" "HUEHUEHUEHUE"
12 year old mic spam>"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNG I'M A FISH