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What is the fastest way to get laid ?
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DeletedUser14087
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:54 am    Post subject: What is the fastest way to get laid ? Reply with quote

I want a girl like, ASAP...

lets say... I'm out at some bar... I see this girl, I want her in bed now!, what do i do ?

thanks Smile

Edit: also, please do not flame me, thanks Smile.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just bring a gun, and be like "This gun tells me you want to have sex with me"
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So simple, I've done it around 3 times and when I get out I'll do it again.

1. Shave off your fucking unibrow

2. Shower

3. No, seriously shower

4. Get out of your house and look for some girls

5. Start taking your clothes off and run naked at them

7. You got laid!












































6. Gl getting raped in jail faggot

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"ye m8 jus put her in yer van and start pengin"
-konr 2012
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butters wrote:
"ye m8 jus put her in yer van and start pengin"
-konr 2012


true/10

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You just stick your dick out when you are near the girl you want to fuck. If she would be into it she would start blowing your dick. If not, you would probably get into jail. But no worries, you'll get laid there.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blast this in a public place and start raging

bitches will get on the dick


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drive north and pay some cash
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butters wrote:
"ye m8 jus put her in yer van and start pengin"
-konr 2012
hahahaaahah
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Sui
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask her a question like a everyday regular normal guy.
You gotta have confidence.

Like; "Hey wanna go for a burger and fuck afterwards?"
If she takes a look at you in a strange way you reply ; "What, you don't
like burgers?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sui wrote:
Ask her a question like a everyday regular normal guy.
You gotta have confidence.

Like; "Hey wanna go for a burger and fuck afterwards?"
If she takes a look at you in a strange way you reply ; "What, you don't
like burgers?"


Or be like, "We should go play baseball, and afterwards I'll run your bases" and if she gets offended be like "I get it, some people really don't like baseball. We could go for hockey or basketball instead?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Step 1 : Be Sterling
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
Step 1 : Be Sterling


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheKreativity wrote:
GannoK wrote:
Step 1 : Be Sterling


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o yu.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sui wrote:
Ask her a question like a everyday regular normal guy.
You gotta have confidence.

Like; "Hey wanna go for a burger and fuck afterwards?"
If she takes a look at you in a strange way you reply ; "What, you don't
like burgers?"


You just changed Pizza to Burger... lame.

this "Pickup Line" shit won't work... it's been patched in 2010.
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