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Antagonist Cheater
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:26 am Post subject: +1 Einstein |
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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:23 am Post subject: |
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Derp.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Not real.
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elpacco Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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Saw this yesterday. It's not real, no such conversation would ever take place. Plus Einstein wasn't a Christian anyway.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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fyi Einstein was a Pantheist. Not that any of this is relevant, as I don't think Einstein's words should be taken as gospel.
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cheater69 How do I cheat?
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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`Interesting conversation, though in reality, it likely wouldn't happen like that even if it were to be real.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Don't believe in any god, but I did enjoy reading this.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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>the existence of it is discussed over the quality of the logic and the entertainment that is provided
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Antagonist wrote: | >the existence of it is discussed over the quality of the logic and the entertainment that is provided
 | If I were to tell you that I flew on a cow to the moon to get cheese, are you going to tell me that I didn't do that or that there's no cheese on the moon?
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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elpacco wrote: | Antagonist wrote: | >the existence of it is discussed over the quality of the logic and the entertainment that is provided
 | If I were to tell you that I flew on a cow to the moon to get cheese, are you going to tell me that I didn't do that or that there's no cheese on the moon? |
How would you like me to answer? Because I don't see how this is anywhere near relevant to my discussion.
I posted to provide an entertaining read and perhaps a philosophical discussion. Unfortunately, with the support of your(in general) inflated ego, decided to act out.
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Phox I post too much
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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I don't think Einstein had that conversation. Because Einstein was supposed to be a smart guy. Having nothing to do with religion, I'm pretty sure if Einstein wanted to play devil's advocate in a debate over god, he would be able to come up with something dramatically more clever than that, don't you think?
Plus Einstein was Jewish.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Phox wrote: | I don't think Einstein had that conversation. Because Einstein was supposed to be a smart guy. Having nothing to do with religion, I'm pretty sure if Einstein wanted to play devil's advocate in a debate over god, he would be able to come up with something dramatically more clever than that, don't you think?
Plus Einstein was Jewish. |
I grasp the wisdom of this conversation as opposed to its actuality.
Yes Einstein was an inspirational historical figure and was awed by his witty persona.
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Phox I post too much
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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Antagonist wrote: | Phox wrote: | I don't think Einstein had that conversation. Because Einstein was supposed to be a smart guy. Having nothing to do with religion, I'm pretty sure if Einstein wanted to play devil's advocate in a debate over god, he would be able to come up with something dramatically more clever than that, don't you think?
Plus Einstein was Jewish. |
I grasp the wisdom of this conversation as opposed to its actuality.
Yes Einstein was an inspirational historical figure and was awed by his witty persona. | Not much wisdom to be grasped, is there? The imaginary student's argument, after all the nonsense and big words, basically amounts to "since we can't see your brain you must not have one."
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