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DarkWraith

My fail at breaking up with my last gf

me: make me a sammich

her: NO!

me: we are breaking up

her: whatever nuh uh why? lol

me: cuz i dont want to date you. kinda obvious bitch

her: not funny

me: ik its cuz im serous

her: whatever prove it Razz

me: fine ill fuck your mother

her: not funny you know shes dead

me: exactly

her: eeeew, still u gotta prove it

me: fine ill fuck your sister happy?

her: whatever you wouldn't
20 minutes later...
Hello?
40 minutes later
Are you there?

me: ya im done now that was fun!

Her: whatever u didnt and uk it

me: o realy, come into your sisters room if you dare!

her: no! her bf is over and she said to not interrupt her. who knows what they are doing in there!

me: i do come and check

2 hours later she arrives at my door

Her: ok, this joke has gone to far, now you have my sister in on it! Stop!!!!

Me: uuuuhhhh, its not a joke. now leave my property before i call the cops

her: whatever Daniel

me: Whats that number again... o yes 9-1-1

her:*sighs and rolls eyes*

20 minutes later a cop pulls in and tells her to leave and i get a text

Her: OMFG When are you going to stop this joke! Its not funny

Me: When are you gunna stop breathing bitch
*number blocked*

I wonder if she know that i really did fuck her sister

Aviar³ · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:20 pm Post subject:

Both dumb as fuck 0/10

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:25 pm Post subject:

wtf, its funny cuz ive been breaking up with her every day for a week and she insists i dont mean it. WOMEN!!!!!

Kavvman · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject:

you sir are a total asshole

but it was funny...pics ?

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:31 pm Post subject:

lol random span rules state i cant give u pics of her naughtiness lol....
she is was expendable. i didnt really wanna date her. she insisted he had too. she must not have been told no ever before cuz she didnt know the word

Sorry bad joke. pics of what exactly

Kavvman · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:35 pm Post subject:

on a second thought, nvm :s

Kargarok · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:37 pm Post subject:

faggots have to stick together^

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:41 pm Post subject:

lol follow up post

her sister: You got her arrested! and you used me! why the fuck would you do that!

Me: because im an impulsive person and you two are the most annoying girls i have ever met.

her sister: i might go cut myself

Me: Ya, you know how they say suicide is Never a good thing?

her sister: ya?

Me: in your case thats a good thing.
*blocked number*

(i love that suicide joke)

SF · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:44 pm Post subject:

My god, she's better off without you anyway. What a fucking moron.

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:55 pm Post subject:

nah, after trying to be nice about it for weeks i finally gave up and shes like a stalker. finally after she insists we are dating (even though i even told her mother we arent) she keeps insisting to everyone we are. she is still telling people that. so i have the right to be an asshole. nice me has left. and now im getting a restraining order. as i was typing this reply she was at my door again.

SF · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:59 pm Post subject:

Good, I hope she murders you one day, stuffs your body and makes you eat dinner every night with her in a damp basement somewhere.

Aviar³ · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:00 pm Post subject:

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:01 pm Post subject:

Hero · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:15 pm Post subject:

No one believes any of this, right?

DarkWraith · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:23 pm Post subject:

lol its true. note i dated her sis a year ago. thats when she got all obsessed with me