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Up2Admin
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I was fapping, then I got to the point where I couldn't hold it anymore and before I could get up and run to the restroom, my mom gets home...
then SPLOOOOOSH, I loaded literally everywhere. I tried controlling it, but it was pointless.
Mom is home, and I'm in my room cleaning jizz off of my xbox, tv, backback, phone, desk, floor...
Now I've got this terrible feeling that I'm going to find a jizz stain sometime in the near future, somewhere that I didn't think to clean...
Feelsbadman... but it felt sooo good at the time.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:08 pm Post subject: Re: Wow wtf |
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| Up2Admin wrote: | I was fapping, then I got to the point where I couldn't hold it anymore and before I could get up and run to the restroom, my mom gets home...
then SPLOOOOOSH, I loaded literally everywhere. I tried controlling it, but it was pointless.
Mom is home, and I'm in my room cleaning jizz off of my xbox, tv, backback, phone, desk, floor...
Now I've got this terrible feeling that I'm going to find a jizz stain sometime in the near future, somewhere that I didn't think to clean...
Feelsbadman... but it felt sooo good at the time. |
Heh, welcome to my world. My hard wood floor is literally ruined and I find myself cleaning my stuff off quite a bit. It sucks... 'specially when my mom always ask what the shit on the floor is... I'm like eh, it's milk. yep.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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| >not cumming in your socks
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Up2Admin
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | >not cumming in your socks |
I've done this a few times in similar situations, but there was no sock within reach at the time. Plus my mom does the laundry and always asks why my socks are so gross... but I know she knows what it is.
Btw, I wiped everything up using socks.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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why cant you do your own laundry.
and always bring a sock just in case.
also try fapping a lot more so when you jizz theres a lot less to clean
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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>Not using a Cleanex box.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| not using a female
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Up2Admin
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | why cant you do your own laundry.
and always bring a sock just in case.
also try fapping a lot more so when you jizz theres a lot less to clean |
Well if I started doing my own laundry now I'm pretty sure my parents would wonder why...
I used to fap more, but lately my mom and sister have been home a lot more often, I've even gotten to the point where I fap while they're home sometimes but it's not as good since my door doesn't have a lock and I'm zipping up every time I hear a noise.
| Alreiger wrote: | | >Not using a Cleanex box. |
We don't have Kleenex in the house, nobody ever uses it so we never buy it.
| Linkeus wrote: | | not using a female |
That would be 10x more awkward when my mom got home.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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i dont have a lock either, and people are always home, I just put something in front of the door and when someone knocks i just say hold on.
if they know youre fapping already why bother doing it secretly.
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DUDE THE WALL NEXT TO ME IS COVERED. IT'S HORRIBLE.
Mum is like 'what is that?' and I just tell her I had a spitting habit and spat. She clearly knows what it is. Sophie even comes in my room and just ignores it rofl.
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| Brolock wrote: | i dont have a lock either, and people are always home, I just put something in front of the door and when someone knocks i just say hold on.
if they know youre fapping already why bother doing it secretly. |
My floor is concrete, everything I put on it just slides.
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | i dont have a lock either, and people are always home, I just put something in front of the door and when someone knocks i just say hold on.
if they know youre fapping already why bother doing it secretly. |
My floor is concrete, everything I put on it just slides. |
and i have tile, even if it slides theyll usually stop when they hit the object and you say get out
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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Wow... it's like... every time someone faps that has parents
Good story OP, so unique.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| GannoK wrote: | Wow... it's like... every time someone faps that has parents
Good story OP, so unique. |
And your music is like every other Skrillex wannabe.
Good job Gannok, so unique.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:13 pm Post subject: Re: Wow wtf |
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| Krillen's Chillin' wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | I was fapping, then I got to the point where I couldn't hold it anymore and before I could get up and run to the restroom, my mom gets home...
then SPLOOOOOSH, I loaded literally everywhere. I tried controlling it, but it was pointless.
Mom is home, and I'm in my room cleaning jizz off of my xbox, tv, backback, phone, desk, floor...
Now I've got this terrible feeling that I'm going to find a jizz stain sometime in the near future, somewhere that I didn't think to clean...
Feelsbadman... but it felt sooo good at the time. |
Heh, welcome to my world. My hard wood floor is literally ruined and I find myself cleaning my stuff off quite a bit. It sucks... 'specially when my mom always ask what the shit on the floor is... I'm like eh, it's milk. yep. |
Same here. I just say I spilled something and forgot, actually I haven't been asked yet. Luckily my chair hides it... Some day.
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