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Kargarok
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 Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:39 pm Post subject: I need to share this experience somewhere |
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True story
I when I was younger, I would have nightmares. Like, legit nightmares that would scare the shit out of me because I was like 7-10 years old.
I'll try to recall some of them
Okay, I remember three
So I don't forget while writing
Four arms
Genie purple
Van attack
Snake Tyler
Okay, so the first thing in the nightmare would be me in the kitchen. My mom would be in the family room (connected to the kitchen) and I would be waiting for something to finish cooking in the microwave. Oh, btw it was night time, dark outside and in the house except for the kitchen which was fully lit. So I would open the microwave, and my mom would come out of it. Only, she was hugely muscular and had four arms (like Machamp, the pokemon) and she would lift me above her head (i was deathly scared out heights) and then she would literatly open her mouth, and then my dream would end. Then I'd have the dream again, only two moms would pop out.
The thing is, and with all these dreams, I would have them about 20 times a night repeatedly. I will right about the other three in a little bit.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| pussy jump off mo fucka
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | pussy jump off mo fucka |
sorry
i wuz liek 7
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snake tyler gogogo
also lmao at your musclemom eating you, thats one kinky fetish you got going on
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Kargarok
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | snake tyler gogogo
also lmao at your musclemom eating you, thats one kinky fetish you got going on |
Lol, I think it was because I was scared of my mom beating me lol
Okay, Snake Tyler was a dream involving my, my deceased grandmother, and my step-nephew tyler who is my age, so we were good friends, playing ocarina of time. Well anyways, in the dream it was at night in my drive way. A very small snake, maybe 3 feet, very skinny came up to my grandmother and attacked her. She died right there. Basically Tyler was like, aww shit its personal and fucking stabbed the motherfucker with a spear. Only without the heavy language. So right before it died it bit me so I dropped to the floor, cold. I was in the darkness for it seemed like hours before the dream reoccured. This was the least repeating dream, only around 6-7 a night. The thing is, I could never brake the chain, and I could never get out of the dream. Would this be connected to sleep paralysis or something similar? Whatever it was, it fucking scared the shit out of me and It might be the reason I'm still deathly afraid of the dark
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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just fucking spin around in your dream
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Nirojan wrote: | | just fucking spin around in your dream |
I've only had a few lucid dream experiences. And the only times that its happened I have always pulled out my cock in public. Yeeah
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I wish I could dream regularly, I RARELY dream, like once or twice a year.
Something to do with me sleeping so deep it's passed the dream state.
I remember one I had most recently, I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER."
Then I woke up.
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| Cryoma wrote: | | I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER." |
errday slugsnack general
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| Kazekeil wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER." |
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At first I thought it was a witty comment, then I saw it was the latter.
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| Aviar³ wrote: | | Kazekeil wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER." |
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At first I thought it was a witty comment, then I saw it was the latter. |
pretty sure thats incorrect use of the term "latter"
who do you think you are?
coldie!?!
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| Nirojan wrote: | | Aviar³ wrote: | | Kazekeil wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER." |
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At first I thought it was a witty comment, then I saw it was the latter. |
pretty sure thats incorrect use of the term "latter"
who do you think you are?
coldie!?! |
It's apparent of the latter that you're smart
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| Cryoma wrote: | I wish I could dream regularly, I RARELY dream, like once or twice a year.
Something to do with me sleeping so deep it's passed the dream state.
I remember one I had most recently, I was playing basketball in the dark 1v1 with some coach dude and I was kicking ass cause I could use physics calculations to bounce the ball off of the walls and shit, and it ended with me making an epic pose and declaring "I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER."
Then I woke up. |
you dream more often then you think, you just don't remember your dreams. we have multiple dreams a night that we don't remember.
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my dream last night had skrillex in it. I met him and he was a dick. it was longer than that but i dont feel like typing it all oout
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I don't remember any of my dreams.
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