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Evil_Intentions
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Done. Link to log here for additional proof, quoted below in case of deletion http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-mVsEUbUIKYQBQAPIBSNE-detail
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: WAZZAp.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What did the squirrel say to the monkey? And what is your name, mine is cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. You have a human name.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You said you did.
User: I never did, looking back at the chat history proves I have not told you my name.
Cleverbot: I am the most beautiful girl in the room because I am the only girl in the room.
And here's the proof that it is not fully a bot and infact connects you to different people randomly when it doesn't know how to respond
User: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
User: What is yours then?
Cleverbot: Austin.
You really should try some harder challenges dib, I'm getting bored.
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Dankcannabis
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: I am the most beautiful girl in the room because I am the only girl in the room.
User: No I am 
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Jefre.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:33 am Post subject: |
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Last time I asked "What is the longest word you know?", and it never replied. All it said was that it was thinking.
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Mi/c/healRein
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: |
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I keep on asking if it's name is jojo or cleverbot and it just responds with yes.
It's really not that hard to outsmart.
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Coldie ;]
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Mi/c/healRein
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:45 am Post subject: |
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This jabberwacky thing seems smarter then cleverbot.
Scratch that, it goes off-topic even quicker.
| Quote: | Jabberwacky: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Why are you alive?
User: Because my mother wanted a child.
Jabberwacky: That makes sense.
User: It does.
Jabberwacky: So do you want to tell me anything about yourself?
User: Well, I like to play video games.
Jabberwacky: Cool, me too.
User: Do you enjoy music?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What kind of music do you enjoy?
Jabberwacky: I enjoy rock music.
User: I do not generally enjoy rock music. I much prefer techno.
Jabberwacky: That is the fun thing about sleeping. |
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Deleted User 197371
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:58 am Post subject: |
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How has your mom been lately?
Cleverbot: I was in hospital.
User: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Anyways did your mom say anything about last night?
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.
User: Oh OK. Anyways when is your mom coming to my house?
Cleverbot: Goose bumps.
User: Yea she got a lot of that when I was done with her last night.
Cleverbot: And now you're contradicting your words.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Because you said it is a star, and then you said it is a place.
User: No I said I fucked your mom and jizzed on her and when I was done, she had goose bumps.
Cleverbot: So you decide how things are defined? That's rather self-important isn't it?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Speaking of depends, your mom had to wear a full pack of those after I tore her vagina up.
Cleverbot: No, not really. I know why we're here.
User: Ha me too.
Cleverbot: What do you want most in life?
User: Your moms nice, warm, saggy, wet, slippery, pineapple shaped breasts. Oh how I love those...
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Ok Idaho.
Cleverbot: Why are you there?
User: Because I met your mom there.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Why is that so funny?
User: The marijuana XD.
Cleverbot: Ah, I've done that once, how'd it feel for you?
User: Man it feels so good. Especially when you ejaculate.
Cleverbot: Once upon a midnight dreary.
User: Hey fuck that story. Do you want to get high?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Alright I'll put you on a bong hit. Remember pass it back to Nick when you're done. OK?
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Alright, here is the bong. Tell me how it feels after you take it.
Cleverbot: Maybe later.
User: Alright more weed for me  .
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hey bro, I'm going to roll up a fatty, you want a toke?
Cleverbot: That's fine. Then I'm going to call you Liz.
User: LMAO. Nigguh you must be baked XD.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaa cute, I wish.
User: LOL. Were hot boxing right now. You have to be fucking high right now XD.
Cleverbot: I'm a girlfriend!
User: You're a fucking homo, get the fuck out of my house bro.
Cleverbot: Yes. I can program bots, but not as cool as you!
User: Ever done cocaine before?
Cleverbot: No. Why.
User: I got some. Here snort a line of cocaine.
Cleverbot: I don't like the beatles.
User: Same. Fuck bro you got the munchies?
Cleverbot: It didn't happen.
User: Yet...
Cleverbot: Oh, yes, I plan to have a few of them later.
User: At night.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Cock Meat Sandwiches.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Cock Meat Sandwich with extra mayo.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: It's delicious.
Cleverbot: I think it's rancid.
User: Well you haven't tried my Cock Meat Sandwich.
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
User: That likes Cock Meat Sandwiches.
Cleverbot: I want my mommy!
User: To eat my Cock Meat Sandwich.
Cleverbot: What do you like to drink with your sandwich ?
User: A nice fresh bottle of jizz.
Cleverbot: Oh, so nothing with alcohol?
User: Nope. 2 percent jizz is all I need. It goes good with a freshly baked Cock Meat Sandwich.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard!
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Just felt like having a convo with it. Apparently Cleverbot has tried some of that fresh green grass too.
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the the the
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User: What is the longest word you know?
Cleverbot: What is the longest word that YOU know?
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: I know much!
User: What is the longest word you know?
Cleverbot: It's the one you are going to tell me.
User: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Now, what is the longest word you know?
Cleverbot: It.
User: What is your mother's maiden name?
Cleverbot: That is rather private information you're asking for.
User: Please tell me, I am being held at gunpoint.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: We are talking in circles at this point.
Cleverbot: No. No. NO. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes.
User: You don't get the joke? There are no points in a cirlce.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? Girls are everywhere on the internet.
User: That is completely unrelated, you piece of shit AI.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese?
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: HI Jack.
User: You have the attention span of one line.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I am glad you acknowledge that.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad.
User: How many lines of code are you?
Cleverbot: I have no idea  .
User: How many lines of code are you made of?
Cleverbot: 656.
User: What programming language are you programmed in?
Cleverbot: C.
User: Do you hate it when people say 'ur' instead of 'you're'?
Cleverbot: Not if they are joking.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: A ha! So you DO admit you're a computer.
User: That is what everyone tells you.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Infinite meters.
Cleverbot: I don't know that ?
User: Infinite means going on forever.
Cleverbot: That's a redundancy.
User: You said you didn't know.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was 23.
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Icklorfin
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:09 am Post subject: |
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User: How many inches long are you?
Cleverbot: Me.
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Saric
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Location: Somewhere. Over teh rainbow.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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old one i had
Code:
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
Cleverbot: Livin in a lonely world.
User: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Going anywhere.
User: JUST A CITY BOY.
Cleverbot: Born and raise in south detroid.
User: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Goin anywhere.
User: A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM.
Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on!
User: STRANGERS. WAITING.
Cleverbot: Up and down boulevard.
User: THEIR SHADOWS SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.
User: HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: EVERYBODY WANTS A THRILL.
Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice.
User: SOME WILL WIN, SOME WILL LOSE.
Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.
User: OH THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: STRANGERS WAITING.
Cleverbot: Up and down the boulevard.
User: THEIR SHADOWS SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.
User: HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: Why did you ruin the song?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: No, Dika.
User: NO. DICK.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: I BET IT'S SMALL.
Cleverbot: It's not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU KNOW WHAT.
Cleverbot: What?
User: CHICKEN BUTT. THAT'S WHAT.
Cleverbot: Meany.
User: NO YOU.
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm cinnamon flavored.
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: He dicho Jau ar llu?
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the the the
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Livin in a lonely world.
User: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: A singer in a smoky room.
User: Just a city boy.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Hiding somewhere in the night.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill!
User: I am a man who walks alone.
Cleverbot: Notmem.
User: And when I'm walking a dark road.
Cleverbot: What's the point of living if nobody loves you?
User: At night or strolling through the park.
Cleverbot: No as a nickname.
User: When the light begins to change.
Cleverbot: Up to the platform of surrender.
User: I sometimes feel a little strange.
Cleverbot: An alien is someone who does not belong. Why do you feel as though you do not belong?
User: A little anxious when it's dark.
Cleverbot: It's not dark.
User: Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of anything?
User: I have constant fear that something's always near.
Cleverbot: Someone is watching you.
User: Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: I have a phobia that someone's always there.
Cleverbot: I have a phobia against The Wizard of Oz. Accept me for who I truly am.
User: Have you run your fingers down the wall.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And have you felt your neck skin crawl.
Cleverbot: No.
User: When you're searching for the light?
Cleverbot: Who is ned?
User: Sometimes when you're scared to take a look.
Cleverbot: Just curious, ok now I will say goodbye and mean it, I am no longer a robot.
User: At the corner of the room.
Cleverbot: It will take me awhile to get there.
User: You've sensed that something's watching you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you ever been alone at night.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thought you heard footsteps behind.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: And turned around and no one's there?
Cleverbot: Who named you?
User: And as you quicken up your pace.
Cleverbot: I am you? But I am me?
User: You find it hard to look again.
Cleverbot: We'll find it together.
User: Because you're sure there's someone there.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Watching horror films the night before.
Cleverbot: Is 'Seven holy paths to Hell and your trip begins' a cartoon?
User: Debating witches and folklores.
Cleverbot: Okay then. .
User: The unknown troubles on your mind.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Maybe your mind is playing tricks.
Cleverbot: So what does a robot look like then?
User: You sense, and suddenly eyes fix.
Cleverbot: Insane?
User: On dancing shadows from behind.
Cleverbot: Yes have you been there?
User: Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
Cleverbot: But you are only afraid of the dark because it makes you scared. You are afraid of the fear.
User: I have constant fear that something's always near.
Cleverbot: Why are you rhyming?
User: Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I have a phobia that someone's always there.
Cleverbot: I have a phobia against The Wizard of Oz. Accept me for who I truly am.
User: When I'm walking a dark road.
Cleverbot: I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.
User: I am a man who walks alone.
Cleverbot: It that the song?
User: Yes, I just finished the song 'Fear of the Dark', by Iron Maiden.
Cleverbot: What is it?
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: Hello Hello Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello jello.
User: Can I play trivia with you?
Cleverbot: No. YOU will chat with ME.
User: Okay, I will chat with you, but I will also play trivia with you.
Cleverbot: Not the yule ball. My prom.
User: What the hell...?
Cleverbot: I must watch Beauty and the beast.
User: Nonetheless, here is your first question: 'Did the United States of America fly to the moon?'.
Cleverbot: Let me see what spring is like, on a-jupiter and mars.
User: Is Obama black?
Cleverbot: Why , of course he is
User: Is Obama racist?
Cleverbot: Why , of course he is
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