Cheat Engine

kls85 · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:38 am Post subject: Joke thread

I'll start!

A pilot and his fellow passengers: doctor, lawyer, mother and her son, were on a flight until there was a malfunction where the plane cannot be saved and they all need to bail out. The pilot stood up, grabs a parachute and says to his passengers, you're on your own now! Opens the hatch and jumps out.
Then all the passengers were just sitting there looking at one another in total silence. Then the doctor stood up, grabs a parachute and says I have people to save and jumps out. Now there's only 3 passengers lawyer, mother and her son. Next was the lawyer who grabbed a chute and said I speak for the people and jumps out too. 2 passengers were left on the plane, mother and here son. The mother gave her son a long warm hug and told him to grab the last chute and said while I may not see it, but I know you'll make me proud. Then the son says, ma what are you talking about?! There are still 2 chutes left, both of us can be saved! The mother replied back, how can that be? There was only 4 parachutes and 5 of us on this plane. 3 of them were taken so there is only 1 left, how can there still be 2? The son said, ma that lawyer was in such a hurry he accidentally took my bookbag!