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A day in Aperture

 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:34 am    Post subject: A day in Aperture Reply with quote

The turret gazed upon the clot as he withdrew in a sad manner. The clot then looked back into her magnificent shining laser sight and asked, "Do you think I will ever feel full love when I have no nipples to relish?". Turret shifted her laser aim negative thirty-six degrees on the x-axis. "I... I do not care if you possess nipples or not..." Turret uttered nervously, the concern still clear.
Clot instantly knew what she was trying to say. He jumped at the opportunity; prying open Turret's weapon panels with his warming claws. "N-no... I can not," Turret tried to stop him, but his focus remained unaffected. He took his small claw and traced her hard carapace to the gun barrels. It only took little force to dive a couple inches in, and already he could feel the metal heating and expanding.
"System Maintenance Oil Function Status - Initiated," Turret stated as excess oil dripped from her undercarriage. Clot steadily increased the rate and force at which he thrusted his claw, while being careful not to knock Turret over. She was getting so excited. Clot knew this because of the "DEBUG FEEDBACK FORM" Turret had printed out of her backside. Then, out of nowhere, steam started to escape Turret's plating. This was followed by a barrage of bullets chewing Clot up, and his hand being nowhere to be found. "Goodnight" says Turret, and undergoes shutdown procedure.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

epic tale bretheren
riveting tale chap
glorious exposition comrade
nice account sibling

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

enthralling chronicle colleague
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cool story bro
oh wait sorry I did it wrong my bad

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

enjoyed this
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aperture turrets fire the whole bullet
that's 60% more bullet.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phox wrote:
aperture turrets fire the whole bullet
that's 60% more bullet.

per bullet.
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