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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:15 pm Post subject: Fuck |
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Okay, I was taking a nap for like 30 minutes, well I didn't even get to 20 minutes. I laid down right on my bed, set my alarm, then put the covers over me, and laid my head down on the very soft pillow. I was tired enough to get to the phase of sleeping where you start to dream. My dream was very good. There was a hot chick who asked me to marry her. She loved TF2, liked computers, and game development. About a short time after, I quit dreaming and I started to wake up. I started to wake up because I felt an itch on my face. I go to scratch it, and I felt an intensive sting on my nose, since that was where the itch was. II felt something swipe across my face, then I realized what was happening! A fucking spider came up to me when I was sleeping and bit me on the nose! I immediately started to look for the little mother fucker. I found it sitting by my pillow. the little spider wasn't little at all, this thing was HUGE! It's body put together with it's head measured around 2 inches. If you count the legs, the spider was around 3.5 inches in diameter. I smashed it with my fist, and the guts of the spider stained my pillow, and the sheet.
Fuck.
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Evil_Intentions Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| Evil_Intentions wrote: | | I want pics... |
It's already down my toilet... Do you want pictures of my toilet?
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Nirojan How do I cheat?
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Jesus christ spiders are one of my worst fears.
I would have run the fuck outta there if that happened to me.
lol derp lame dream
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Evil_Intentions Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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I want pics of your face
...ya know...for science
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Evil_Intentions wrote: | I want pics of your face
...ya know...for science |
>mfw I got bit
>mfw I saw the spider
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the the the Master Cheater
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Phox I post too much
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| Nirojan wrote: | Jesus christ spiders are one of my worst fears.
I would have run the fuck outta there if that happened to me.
lol derp lame dream | You're afraid of spiders? Because they're fucking creepy and crawly? Well, you know what I'm afraid of? Bears. I'm fucking afraid of bears because bears kill people. Bears are like the brutal cross between a giant dog and a gorilla and it amazes me that god would ever think to make an animal like a bear. So next time you think about how afraid you are of spiders, think about motherfucking bears.
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kosmas Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not scared of spiders, but they're fucking pests.
If I see it on the corner of the ceiling I'll be like hey there spider
but if tries to get in my room it's fucking dead.
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I actually encourage spiders during the summer. I let them make webs by my window so they fucking catch those annoying flies. Actually, spiders are really fucking awesome. ANTS THOUGH
SCARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME
TO FUCKING TEARS
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| Why no pics OP?
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| Evil_Intentions wrote: | | Why no pics OP? |
The spider bite is long gone bro.
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| Phox wrote: | | Nirojan wrote: | Jesus christ spiders are one of my worst fears.
I would have run the fuck outta there if that happened to me.
lol derp lame dream | You're afraid of spiders? Because they're fucking creepy and crawly? Well, you know what I'm afraid of? Bears. I'm fucking afraid of bears because bears kill people. Bears are like the brutal cross between a giant dog and a gorilla and it amazes me that god would ever think to make an animal like a bear. So next time you think about how afraid you are of spiders, think about motherfucking bears. |
LOL DUDE THIS IS HILARIOUS! LMFAO!!
and Man I'll tell you, Russian Bears are fierce!!!
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hcavolsdsadgadsg I'm a spammer
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Phox wrote: | | Nirojan wrote: | Jesus christ spiders are one of my worst fears.
I would have run the fuck outta there if that happened to me.
lol derp lame dream | You're afraid of spiders? Because they're fucking creepy and crawly? Well, you know what I'm afraid of? Bears. I'm fucking afraid of bears because bears kill people. Bears are like the brutal cross between a giant dog and a gorilla and it amazes me that god would ever think to make an animal like a bear. So next time you think about how afraid you are of spiders, think about motherfucking bears. |
ok, what about brown recluses?
hello immediate fucking necrosis of surrounding tissue and potential loss of a limb because some quarter sized motherfucker was chilling in a gardening glove
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