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InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:15 pm Post subject: Fuck

Okay, I was taking a nap for like 30 minutes, well I didn't even get to 20 minutes. I laid down right on my bed, set my alarm, then put the covers over me, and laid my head down on the very soft pillow. I was tired enough to get to the phase of sleeping where you start to dream. My dream was very good. There was a hot chick who asked me to marry her. She loved TF2, liked computers, and game development. About a short time after, I quit dreaming and I started to wake up. I started to wake up because I felt an itch on my face. I go to scratch it, and I felt an intensive sting on my nose, since that was where the itch was. II felt something swipe across my face, then I realized what was happening! A fucking spider came up to me when I was sleeping and bit me on the nose! I immediately started to look for the little mother fucker. I found it sitting by my pillow. the little spider wasn't little at all, this thing was HUGE! It's body put together with it's head measured around 2 inches. If you count the legs, the spider was around 3.5 inches in diameter. I smashed it with my fist, and the guts of the spider stained my pillow, and the sheet.
Fuck.

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:29 pm Post subject:

I want pics...

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:30 pm Post subject:

Nirojan · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:32 pm Post subject:

Jesus christ spiders are one of my worst fears.
I would have run the fuck outta there if that happened to me.
lol derp lame dream

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject:

I want pics of your face

...ya know...for science

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:44 pm Post subject:

the the the · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:53 pm Post subject:

>the spiders face

Phox · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:30 pm Post subject:

kosmas · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:43 pm Post subject:

I'm not scared of spiders, but they're fucking pests.

If I see it on the corner of the ceiling I'll be like hey there spider
but if tries to get in my room it's fucking dead.

Sephiron · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:30 pm Post subject:

I actually encourage spiders during the summer. I let them make webs by my window so they fucking catch those annoying flies. Actually, spiders are really fucking awesome. ANTS THOUGH
SCARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME
TO FUCKING TEARS

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject:

/thread

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:44 pm Post subject:

Why no pics OP?

InternetIsSeriousBusiness · Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:33 pm Post subject:

Yezhik · Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:46 pm Post subject:

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