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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:32 pm Post subject: I swear my mom can be such an inconvenience. |
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"hey mom. Can you pick me up from school?"
Wait. 5 minutes. No reply. Walk to bus to take it home.
She calls. 15 minutes later. I miss my bus.
"Yea sure, I'm leaving in 5 minutes"
Wait at the front of the school.
Wait
Wait
Wait
40 minutes later, I call her
"where are you?"
"hey yea almost left. Had to do something real quick."
Ok.
She gets here.
In a low unintimidating tone,
"you know, you could have said you couldn't have made it. My bus was right there and I could have been home by now."
"WELL YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT? YOU CAN WALKBYOUR ASS HOME IF YOU WANT, YOU SELFISH FUCK"
"mom I was just saying that you said 5 minutes and I waited almost an hour"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. ITS MY CAR AND I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE YOU HOME."
"mo-"
"KYLE SHUT THE FUCK UP"
and I sat there in the car as she drove me home.
But you know, she's my mom and I have to love her.
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[SPW]Killamoocow
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you don't have to love her, just run away like all the cool kids do
just use the survival skills you learned from video games, you'll do fine
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| lol your mother doesn't care about you
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Channel GannoK
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | you don't have to love her, just run away like all the cool kids do
just use the survival skills you learned from video games, you'll do fine |
Like fallout? Drink only beer and get rid of my addiction from the doctor. Problem solved. Oh yea. And stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks stimpacks
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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L-O-FUCKING-L
Get own213912321983428d.
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| Erblivious wrote: | L-O-FUCKING-L
Get own213912321983428d. |
Yea. U r g8y no6b.
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| Negro person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote: | | Erblivious wrote: | L-O-FUCKING-L
Get own213912321983428d. |
Yea. U r g8y no6b. |
Oh god, Dimitri was so butthurt, should I go on his profile again?
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| Erblivious wrote: | | Negro person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote: | | Erblivious wrote: | L-O-FUCKING-L
Get own213912321983428d. |
Yea. U r g8y no6b. |
Oh god, Dimitri was so butthurt, should I go on his profile again? |
Make him wish he had a child his anus was pumped with juice so hard.
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| [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | you don't have to love her, just run away like all the cool kids do
just use the survival skills you learned from video games, you'll do fine |
Run away and punch trees to make a home while hiding from zombies and skeletons that somehow got bows.
That's what I did.
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| Negro person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote: | | Erblivious wrote: | | Negro person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote: | | Erblivious wrote: | L-O-FUCKING-L
Get own213912321983428d. |
Yea. U r g8y no6b. |
Oh god, Dimitri was so butthurt, should I go on his profile again? |
Make him wish he had a child his anus was pumped with juice so hard. |
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Sorry your mom was 40 minutes late, she was at mine helping me polish my helmet.
gigity, gigity. goo!
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Channel GannoK
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R u stupid? He deliberately took an anus crane and pooped on ur mom.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:50 pm Post subject: Re: I swear my mom can be such an inconvenience. |
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| That's pretty harsh coming from a parent, but you're right. It's not something to confine yourself over, they're your parents and seeing as how your important to her, being her son, she wouldn't have taken longer as she said without some sort of disruptment.
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parents r bring u 2 da earth so my bredren u r to respect dem niggas
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: I swear my mom can be such an inconvenience. |
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| Zacky wrote: | | [quote=]"Negro person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin Scrotunn" |
That's pretty harsh coming from a parent, but you're right. It's not something to confine yourself over, they're your parents and seeing as how your important to her, being her son, she wouldn't have taken longer as she said without some sort of disruptment.[/quote]Naw, trust me, there are some parents that couldn't give 2 shits, if you inconvenience them, you should leave before they scold you, then guilt trip you to make you feel bad for being an inconvenience, when all you did was ask a simple question.
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