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I havent masturbated for a day... guess what?

 
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Brillia
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:32 pm    Post subject: I havent masturbated for a day... guess what? Reply with quote
I already had a sweet wet dream fucking a slut.
I even asked her ( do u have aids coz i dont want to puit condoms on )
she said, Do I look like I have one?

then I banged her... all position except dog style.. it was like everything was real... but the girl werent energetic at all, shes like sleeping all the time. WTF.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No one cares.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's because you drugged her first.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: I havent masturbated for a day... guess what? Reply with quote
Dark Bit wrote:
I already had a sweet wet dream fucking a slut.
I even asked her ( do u have aids coz i dont want to puit condoms on )
she said, Do I look like I have one?

then I banged her... all position except dog style.. it was like everything was real... but the girl werent energetic at all, shes like sleeping all the time. WTF.

So even in your dreams, you are doing it wrong.
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Brillia
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh shap up.

< done fapping btw.

it was the best 3 seconds of my life...

they should make a song '' I just had masturbaited '' not Akon song '' I just had Sex ''


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
then you caught dream aids and will die in your dream alternate universe, doomed to never dream again
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Lamer17
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
'i jizzed in my pants'

no fucking wonder she was sleeping, i've watched asian porn to see how it was and you guys are fucking pussies
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Brillia
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Brolock wrote:
then you caught dream aids and will die in your dream alternate universe, doomed to never dream again

lol. haha not gonna happen Smile

@cancerous uve watched the wrong asian porno movie. stop watching gay asian piorn
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poor boy.
I get real pussy.

Real girlfriends.


And really sexy women with tight pussy.


My girlfriend gives me blowjobs everyday to take my stress away.

We have sex almost every night.

Mmmmmmmm, let me ask her to let me eat her pussy off right now. Then I will ask her to suck me off, Smile
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Maes
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dark Dick wrote:
Poor boy.
I get real pussy.

Real girlfriends.


And really sexy women with tight pussy.


My girlfriend gives me blowjobs everyday to take my stress away.

We have sex almost every night.

Mmmmmmmm, let me ask her to let me eat her pussy off right now. Then I will ask her to suck me off, Smile

When you say girlfriend, is it code for gay lover? And when you say Her, you mean him?

Because then it makes sense.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Magori wrote:
Dark Dick wrote:
Poor boy.
I get real pussy.

Real girlfriends.


And really sexy women with tight pussy.


My girlfriend gives me blowjobs everyday to take my stress away.

We have sex almost every night.

Mmmmmmmm, let me ask her to let me eat her pussy off right now. Then I will ask her to suck me off, Smile

When you say girlfriend, is it code for gay lover? And when you say Her, you mean him?

Because then it makes sense.
No it doesn't. Gay people are humans too and I'm pretty sure that he's far to repugnant to be adored in that manner by any other human.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
damnit stop posting.
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