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Crinchy Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:55 am Post subject: What is the best sex you ever had? |
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I saw my cat have a fifty-some with cows.
The best I had was with a genie.
I was fucking a lamp, then my semen spewed all over it. I rubbed the lamp, and a genie poofed out. I gave him oral, then we had anal.
Then, me and the lamp had a threesome.
We blew everywhere, then I wished that we had more lamps.
The genie then gave us ten lamps. Oh, we had sooo much sex.
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:59 am Post subject: |
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But your dicks a midget.
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Hai Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:59 am Post subject: |
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BulletStorm wrote: | But your dicks a midget. | Zing.
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Saric Advanced Cheater
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Hai wrote: | BulletStorm wrote: | But your dicks a midget. | Zing. |
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Saric wrote: | Hai wrote: | BulletStorm wrote: | But your dicks a midget. | Zing. |
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Crinchy Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Updated story.
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fele Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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But the title doesn't make sense you fucking piece of little pugnant chink borderhopping shit
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DURAN Newbie cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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who the fuck is op
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Clannad Master Cheater
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DURAN wrote: | who the fuck is op |
A fag.
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Crinchy Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Updated story. Again
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DURAN Newbie cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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fucking genie gets me the meanie.
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