Cheat Engine

[Monkeys]

A few minutes ago, I went to the basement to get me a bottle of water when all of a sudden a stray rat pops out of nowhere.

The little fucker walks towards me, pauzes for a second, takes a look, stands on his back legs for a while and continues.

Pissed off about how he was behaving, I shout "Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?", after which he turns, looks at me again, but still proceeds onward.

Here I get really pissed. I start shouting expletives at him for a few minutes.
My ex hears this and comes down. I explained her about the rat not respecting my superiority. She tells me that I should relax becausse the rat, apparently named Frank, was mentally retarded because his mom snorted coke while she was giving birth.

At this point I had the vague concept that I might possible be dreaming or drunk.

[Michael]

Why is your ex in your house and why did she name it Frank.

I think she's the one on crack, bro.

[Monkeys]

[Michael]

[Selrahc]

Monkeys, is the girl in your avatar wanking the guy off?