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whisk
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:23 am Post subject: Jesus popped his mother's cherry.

Mary was a virgin, was she not? Or whatever else came out of there did it.

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:35 am Post subject:

She wasn't. If Mary and Joseph did exist and they did have a child, then they masked their relationship with religion in order to protect their lives, as it was punishable by death to have sex in a relationship such as their own. Or, the story is just entirely made up. _________________ ART

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:35 am Post subject:

What is a cherry. And how do I go about popping one.

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:36 am Post subject:

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She wasn't. If Mary and Joseph did exist and they did have a child, then they masked their relationship with religion in order to protect their lives, as it was punishable by death to have sex in a relationship such as their own. Or, the story is just entirely made up.

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whisk
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:38 am Post subject:

I was just making fun of religion :l

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:59 am Post subject:

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I was just making fun of religion :l

As was I.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:27 am Post subject:

What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria! _________________ http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=403434 Click it, or don't.

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:30 am Post subject:

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What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria!

He stole my bike and sold it to his cousin. I hate him.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:40 am Post subject:

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What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria!

He stole my bike and sold it to his cousin. I hate him.

Oh. Ok then. I could help you jump him later. Bitch owes me $500.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:27 am Post subject:

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Bruhns wrote:

What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria!

He stole my bike and sold it to his cousin. I hate him.

How can you hate that which does not exist?

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:46 am Post subject:

I thought there were 2 Mary's. 1 was his mom, and one was one of his apprentices. _________________ Ego vos irrumabo et confutuabo

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject:

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I thought there were 2 Mary's. 1 was his mom, and one was one of his apprentices.

The virgin mary, and Mary Magdalane or something. The second one was his supposed lover/wife. Part of some crackpot conspiracy thing.

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:51 pm Post subject:

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Bruhns wrote:

What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria!

He stole my bike and sold it to his cousin. I hate him.

How can you hate that which does not exist?

There is a flaw here. You leave the possibility that he existed open. Razz

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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:53 pm Post subject:

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What to you have against Jesus? And his mothers name is Maria!

LEAVE JESUS ALONE!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:57 pm Post subject:

Jesus; mankind's first magician.

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