Cheat Engine

[lucid]

I live in Louisiana. You know, the place with the oil spill. Well I am also an owner of a HAM radio. I was browsing through the frequencies that my brother gave to me so I could listen to some government broadcasts (my brother is in the military). I stopped on a frequency that I listen to most of the time and I heard an order for all troops in Afghanistan with family on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico to get ready for home front. This means that every troop with family on the coast was going to have to go home and be ready to either defend, attack, or maintain order. In other words, something big was going to happen. The more I listened the harder I shat in my pants. They began talking about a full scale evacuation and possible riots. Then they started talking about which bomb they were going to use to close the fracture in the gulf.

Easier to read version for faggots:

The USA government is going to bomb the gulf of mexico to close the newly formed fracture that is spewing out oil.

Any troop in the military that has family on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico should prepare for a Home Front Op.

There will be a full scale evac of Louisiana.

[Cheat Engine User]

Or it's a bullshit broadcast.

[Simisage]

Or it's a bullshit post.

[Selrahc]

Sucks to be you.

[BreakinGods]

You're fucking retarded.

[lucid]

No it was government officials. They I.D.'ed

[Cheat Engine User]

Ah. Really.

[Gavin]

I hope you die in the blast for being such a fucking retard and thinking we would care.

[lucid]

Yay, I knew you loved me!

[Gavin]

Alright Little red.

[Fifty Shades of J]

[lucid]

Hey, I didn't change my name.