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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Vampire I'd Like to Fuck.
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter.
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Michael Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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[AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Ever since Twilight went big, girls love Vampires.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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[AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions
by the way, True Blood is based on a vampire series that came out before Twilight.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
>Garlic
That was Zombies you twit.
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. | It was.
And if you want some good vamps, look at buffy.
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Michael Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions
by the way, True Blood is based on a vampire series that came out before Twilight. |
For one, You cannot prove that a vampire either sparkles in the sun, or burns up in it. Since Vampires are not real, Theres no such thing as a "Real" vampire story, just one that relates close to common stereotypes.
For two, Its still about vampires, and therefore must die.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
that was my mistake.
was recalling it from an episode where some rednecks squeeze a piece of garlic to annoy Bill(main vamp) while he's talking about his past. I now realize that it wasn't onions because what they squeezed was too big :0
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Captain Troll wrote: | konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
>Garlic
That was Zombies you twit. | Nope. Pretty sure I've never heard of zombies disliking vegatables.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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konr wrote: | Captain Troll wrote: | konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
>Garlic
That was Zombies you twit. | Nope. Pretty sure I've never heard of zombies disliking vegatables. |
Then you read about the wrong zombies. Zombies from Pallet Town are afraid of Garlic.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Captain Troll wrote: | konr wrote: | Captain Troll wrote: | konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
>Garlic
That was Zombies you twit. | Nope. Pretty sure I've never heard of zombies disliking vegatables. |
Then you read about the wrong zombies. Zombies from Pallet Town are afraid of Garlic. | Go away.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Vampires don't like garlic :0
(made a mistake when I said onions)
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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konr wrote: | Captain Troll wrote: | konr wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions | >Onions
I swear the legend was that they disliked Garlic. |
>Garlic
That was Zombies you twit. | Nope. Pretty sure I've never heard of zombies disliking vegatables. |
Zombies ARE vegatables.
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Michael Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Michael wrote: | Space Cowboy wrote: | [AM]HackØtaku wrote: | If anything else about vampires comes out, I'm going to stab an otter. |
Unlike the shitty teen vamp series/movies that are coming out, True Blood actually gives a real good example of a vampire.
Vampires in True Blood:
-Burn up in sun
-Burst into blood when staked
-Have fangs
-Suck blood
-Rape
-Suck blood while raping
-Murder
-Only come out at night.
-Dislike onions
by the way, True Blood is based on a vampire series that came out before Twilight. |
For one, You cannot prove that a vampire either sparkles in the sun, or burns up in it. Since Vampires are not real, Theres no such thing as a "Real" vampire story, just one that relates close to common stereotypes.
For two, Its still about vampires, and therefore must die. |
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