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In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it’s like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles.Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival’s Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle…but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away. The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest.Despite all of this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you’re responsible for the death of his Pokémon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into the motivation he needed to continue his quest to become Indigo League Champion. The death of his Raticate effectively destroys your rival’s impish, childhood innocence. Although he tells himself that he doesn’t hold you responsible, he subconsciously holds a great deal of resentment towards you which further fuels his ambitions.Tearfully swearing upon his Raticate’s grave to not fail in what he set out to do, he trains hard in hopes of becoming better than you…defeating you…and to eventually make it to the Pokémon League. Mere moments after he became Indigo League champion, he was defeated…by you. Although he fulfilled his promise to his fallen Pokémon, it was only for a painfully brief instant.In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive the professor’s praise. During the course of the game, you steal your rival’s innocence, crush his dreams, and ultimately snatch away the love of his own grandfather.Oh, and by the way, your rival doesn’t have any parents. He’s an orphan.
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TL;DR please.
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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| Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims.
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[SPW]Killamoocow
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no, because it's a game
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| person with a high concentration of pigment in his skinperson with a high concentration of pigment in his skinperson with a high concentration of pigment in his skinperson with a high concentration of pigment in his skin wrote: | | TL;DR please. |
You killed his pokemon, he's an orphan, and his grandfather hates him for losing to you.
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| Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:22 pm Post subject: Re: Now don't you Pokéfags feel like a dick? |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it’s like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles.Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival’s Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle…but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away. The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest.Despite all of this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you’re responsible for the death of his Pokémon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into the motivation he needed to continue his quest to become Indigo League Champion. The death of his Raticate effectively destroys your rival’s impish, childhood innocence. Although he tells himself that he doesn’t hold you responsible, he subconsciously holds a great deal of resentment towards you which further fuels his ambitions.Tearfully swearing upon his Raticate’s grave to not fail in what he set out to do, he trains hard in hopes of becoming better than you…defeating you…and to eventually make it to the Pokémon League. Mere moments after he became Indigo League champion, he was defeated…by you. Although he fulfilled his promise to his fallen Pokémon, it was only for a painfully brief instant.In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive the professor’s praise. During the course of the game, you steal your rival’s innocence, crush his dreams, and ultimately snatch away the love of his own grandfather.Oh, and by the way, your rival doesn’t have any parents. He’s an orphan. |
Blue's got a sister, and oak is his grandfather.
Way to fail tyler.
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ArcaneKnite
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| But... I lost the battle to him on SS Anne.
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Mc Nuggets
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| Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them. |
Did you have that crazy fantasy of forcing your dick into bulbasaurs back?
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| Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them. |
Did you have that crazy fantasy of forcing your dick into bulbasaurs back? |
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I am God.
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| Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them. |
Did you have that crazy fantasy of forcing your dick into bulbasaurs back? |
No, I always dreamt of him forcing his tenticals inside my anus non lubricated. Then he would ejaculate seeds from his back all over my body. Covering my in his sweet sex nectar.
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Mc Nuggets
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| Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them. |
Did you have that crazy fantasy of forcing your dick into bulbasaurs back? |
No, I always dreamt of him forcing his tenticals inside my anus non lubricated. Then he would ejaculate seeds from his back all over my body. Covering my in his sweet sex nectar. |
Well shit, how come i aint ever thought of that, you got a website or somethin bro'
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I am God.
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| Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuë wrote: | | Mc Nuggets wrote: | | Well shit, i always wanted pokemon to be real, so i could make them hold down my rape victims. |
I always wanted pokemon to be real so I could rape them. |
Did you have that crazy fantasy of forcing your dick into bulbasaurs back? |
No, I always dreamt of him forcing his tenticals inside my anus non lubricated. Then he would ejaculate seeds from his back all over my body. Covering my in his sweet sex nectar. |
Well shit, how come i aint ever thought of that, you got a website or somethin bro' |
http://www.sexyanimepics.net/
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