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May have just found the most retarded person on the internet

 
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Codeslinger
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:02 am    Post subject: May have just found the most retarded person on the internet Reply with quote

I was searching google trying to figure out my chances of being approved for stuff with a credit score of 550, and came accross this post...

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need to close by the 15 th of nov. have to move out of mothers forclosed home by dec 10th need home loan for people with low credit scores income is 2,000.00 per month with a renter of 3,000.00 per month to put tward payment on house for at least 10 years need help qulifying my ssi number is 469 15 7523 and my birth date is 5 23 1976 and my name is lenora jonea pollard II


She posted her social security number, DOB, and name for everyone to see...

So I google searched her name and came across more postings, notably this extremely long one which I provided cliff notes for at the bottom

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..warrning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!warrning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! warrning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I met you when you were around 9years old then later on we inroled you in a school for gifted kids and it was an art and music school and i belive it was the same school as what the real fresh prince went to bennie madina any way we saw your talent earlie any way i have worked with you over the years and we had worked on meany things as well as im in the vedio for lolie pop and came up with the song and viseo idea and never got paid well I have a concept for a line of clothes for you and would love to work with you agian I see your a betiful young man and have excided in your talents just like i thought you would we oridgnaily met in louisaina and i belive it was in the ward and then we met again later on on the video for juvinial i had realy long hair in the video well its short now but i still look good i sing and write songs still and design clothes so mabey i can coustom design somthing for you asap ! I have worked with russell simmons over the years also and he told me to send an envoice so he can pay me the correct amount so hopefuly that goes well well good luck with your new babies and relationships i have known you to be a good person and hope you find a new wife so you can be happy agian and not just makin babies ! well call me some time i have a portfolio and make new logo concepts all the time I made cashvilles logo and name as wellas your lable you know the one baby uses he never paid me eather i realize its been a long time you mite know me as ja'net or red but my real name is lenora jonea pollard II I was married to jayceon taylor the game and we have kids that live with him and im trying to get them back before school starts so p[lease help he is on tour and i dont have his phone number because he changed it after his cuz shannon pased away and he punched his cuz in the eye i only have his email [email protected].. but he wont respond to me so i dont know whats up with that but you can find me on myspace.com/sequalbysexynae and you can leave me an e mail this is expecialy important because it involves harlam king bam bam and beini and tenaj so please help me out i know the industry has forgotten me but there going to run out of my ideas soon and i have touched every one and they havent paid me thanks god bless lots of love from over here i love your or should i say our music! I love the way you strawberry grape um' dont forget to pineapple turn em over! 612 205 9694 cell 651 528-7436 house i have to move soon so please get back asap right now my address you can wright me at is 2482 woodbridge street roseville minnesota 55113 thats the house jayceon has been here several times before but now he is actin funny! get me your cell number please i wont blow u up i just need to talk to you!..


Summary: Every other word is a lie, she has been married to rapper The Game for the past 10 years and has kids and is trying to get divorced from him, she posts multiple cell phone numbers and her full address, all without using a single period.

Googled more and found her myspace

http://www.myspace.com/sequalbysexynae

Where she claims to be the number one inventor behind hip hop and hasn't got paid.

I must say, it did not surprise me that she was black... in fact it is probably the only answer that would even make sense.
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Dataflashsabot
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow.
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Simisage
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh lord this bitch is stupid....


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I'm a designer in Minnesota. I've been designing since I was 5 years old and sewing since I was 3. I guess you could say I've been designing ever since I started school.All of the designs I have ever done were suppose to be under contract but I've never been paid and those people know who they are including the United States who took my designs for all of the big face bills I'm even the real girl on the gold doller bill I was 11 and thats even my newborn baby boy that has now grown up into a man his name is Romeo yes he is the rapper master P's son. I'm only 30 but a lot has happend to me by the government of America. I have a lot of people who owe me in the rap industry for doing original logos for black wall street the game (jayceon taylor)I'm married to him and have been for over the last 10 years trying to get devorced now. Bun-B from UGK is my cousin and I did all of the logos for curtis jackson 50 cent I'm his half sister I made all of the logos neclace charms and all the designs for g-unit clothing all of it is mine and I've never been paid so whats up with that I dont know! I have a new collaction out called Sequal by sexynae' for studs and studdettes its for plus size women and big and tall men

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop making fun of her, she has feelings!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MajjikelKitty wrote:
stop making fun of her, she has feelings!!!!!!!!!

She has more feelings than she has exclamation marks.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd hard.
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