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whisk Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:24 am Post subject: Story about why no one should eat at KFC |
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Ever.
My friends girlfriend was at KFC, ordering and eating. A guy ordered a burger and asked for no mayonaisse, because he was deathly allergic. Not long after he got it, he bit into it. A white substance started dribbling out of his mouth, and he was gagging. People were yelling "Call an ambulance!" and the like. The guy was fine, and the ambulance showed up. They eventually ended up telling the guy what it actually was.
Get ready for it.
A cyst.
A motherfucking cyst, on the chicken, exploded in his mouth. I actually nearly threw up when I thought about it.
Discuss.
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:25 am Post subject: |
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nahh
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King Chezzmo Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:26 am Post subject: |
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>Australia.
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Freezerßurn wrote: | >Australia. |
Problem, officer?
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DURAN Newbie cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:29 am Post subject: |
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cyst on a fried chicken?
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whisk Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:49 am Post subject: |
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DURAN wrote: | cyst on a fried chicken? |
Fucked if I know how it's possible, it could've been inside, or uncooked, I only listened to most of it.
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Wha's a cyst?
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Leader of the Revolution Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Benji. wrote: | Wha's a cyst? |
QUICK FIND THE NASTIEST CYST PICS AND POST THEM. GO!
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Helios The Titan wrote: | Benji. wrote: | Wha's a cyst? |
QUICK FIND THE NASTIEST CYST PICS AND POST THEM. GO!
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>nasty
Man up.
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:10 am Post subject: |
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I still don't know what it is, but yeh, I wouldn't want to eat that.
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whisk Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:13 am Post subject: |
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Benji. wrote: | I still don't know what it is, but yeh, I wouldn't want to eat that. |
Least it wasn't a douche response.
Or a sarcastic one.
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Benji. wrote: | I still don't know what it is, but yeh, I wouldn't want to eat that. |
A "gezwel"?
Not a tumor though so I dunno.
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Loganator wrote: | Benji. wrote: | I still don't know what it is, but yeh, I wouldn't want to eat that. |
A "gezwel"?
Not a tumor though so I dunno. |
That's probably it.
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