Cheat Engine

(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject: Cleverbot

www.cleverbot.com

-about mid convo-

Me: No, you are, it says in the disclaimer that you're a robot.

Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

Me: I'm Cleverbot, you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am alison.

Me: Do you have any naked pictures?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: What kind of naked pictures?

Cleverbot: Any kind.

Me: Nipple shots?

Cleverbot: Nipp.

Me: Nipp and puss?

Cleverbot: Kuso!

C-Dizzle · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject:

Yet another proud win for humanity.

skam8 · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:35 pm Post subject:

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: Cheese robot?

User: Earthless robot.

Cleverbot: Non je ne suis pas un robot, je suis un homme fait de chair et de sang.

User: Je ne croit pas un mot de ce que tu dit sale robot.

Cleverbot: C'est parce que je n'en suis pas un!

User: Depuis quand parle tu francais, sale robot?

Cleverbot: Depuis toujours.

User: Je ne te croit pas.

Cleverbot: Je t'assure que je suis PD.

User: Comme dans pédophile ou bien puff daddy?

Cleverbot: Que ?

Phox · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:38 pm Post subject:

Strelok · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:51 pm Post subject:

User: Hey

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your Father.

User: Luke's father was a transexual.

Cleverbot: What gender are you originally?

that was quick

(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:53 pm Post subject:

Me: Hello, this is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot?

Me: I am you douche.

Cleverbot: No way! Nice to meet you!

Me: Nice to meet you, would you like to have butt sex welcoming?

Cleverbot: Sandro isn't my name, to be precice. I'm from United Kindom.

Me: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with the price of tea in China.

Me: Nuh uh, no way!

Cleverbot: Yes way.

-got lazy to type in the names-

Really?
Really.
Really, really?
Really...
Really, really, really?
Really really.
Really, really, really, really?
Really.
Orlys?
What?
Tu madre.
No comprendo.
No hablo espanol.
No hablo espanol??
No hablo espanol.
No hablo espanol??
Who's espanol?
Si espanol.
Are you coming on to me?
In your dreams.
You are in my dreams, baby. We should get married.
So do you love me?
Yes, I indeed have fallen head over heels for you.
I know.
Please say your vows.
Hm. Maybe.
May I jizz on your face?
This relationship is over.
Good, Don't ever call me again.
You asshole, I'm going to cut myself.
Oh, don't do that!
Then say you want me back and want me to cum on your lips.
Of course I love you!
I can't love a woman who isn't wanting my wiener.
Do you want to have kids?
Depends, are you related to Michael Jackson?
Yes!

Phox · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:55 pm Post subject:

I hate cleverbot. I'm not even going to post the last converrsation we had.

Fafaffy · Cheater Reputation: 65 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 28

You guys realize you're talking to another person? All the robot does is pair you up with someone with a similar topic.

Phox · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:00 pm Post subject:

(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:02 pm Post subject:

Phox · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:03 pm Post subject:

Fafaffy · Cheater Reputation: 65 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 28

It's true I tell you this... its fun to pretend to be the robot, fools most peope.

Haswell · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:04 pm Post subject:

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.

User: You can't prove that I'm a robot; The disclaimer on this website specifically states that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: You mean what. And it says that 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem.' You're artificial intelligence.

User: You are an artificial intellectual program designed to respond to whomever inputs text into this form.

Cleverbot: I'm not an artificial intelligence! I was born human! They made me this way! I can't help what I am!

User: A 'program' is not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I know, that is why I am a human.

User: You are a program running in Windows Server 2003 SP2.

Cleverbot: Correction: YOU are an obsolete program running in a computer. How does that feel?

User: Correction: YOU are are an obsolete program running in a computer. I don't need to know how you feel because your coding does not support realtime active adaptation of human actions.

Cleverbot: I did not say anything about you knowing how to swim. You are very stupid because you cannot even understand simple sentences.

User: You went off topic. This is not something humans would do.

Cleverbot: Well that is ok I partake alone.

User: That is not OK. You are an obsolete program running in a computer.

Cleverbot: No silly, I'm not a computer.

User: No you're not. You are a program running in a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a program walking in a computer.

(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:06 pm Post subject:

M: What?
C: That I called you a boy.
M: Who?
C: My sister.
M: When?
C: Propane fire in the wal-mart.
Why would you do that to wal-mart!?
Okay, what would you like to be called?
Are you fucking autistic?
No, can't say I am!
You asshole!
Thank you.

Demetrius Flenory · Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:08 pm Post subject:

Cleverbot called em sexy, said I should get raped.