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OP. I post too much
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Boy- I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?
Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy- Oh really? Why?
Girl - Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all.
Boy - Oh .
Girl- So what did we do in math today?
Boy- you didn't miss anything that
great, just lots of notes.
Girl - Okay good .
Boy- Yeah .
Girl- Hey I have a question. . .
Boy- Ok, ask away .
Girl- . . . How much do you love me?
Boy- You know I love you more than anything in the world .
Girl- Yeah . . .
boy- Why do you ask?
Girl - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . > silence< . . . . . . . . . .
Boy- Is something wrong ?
Girl- No nothing at all .
Boy- good.
Girl - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How much do you care about me?
Boy- I would give you the world in a
heartbeat if I could.
Girl- You would?
Boy - Yeah, of course i would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
Girl- No, everythings fine.
Boy- Are you sure?
Girl- Yeah.
Boy- Okay, I hope so.
Girl- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . would you die for me?
Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday,
hunn .
Girl- Really?
Boy - Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl- No im fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
Boy - ............okay .
Girl- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well I have to go ill see you tomorrow at school.
Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
Girl- Yeah, I love you too, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend- No .
Boy- oh.
Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.
Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on
the phone last night.
Friend- Well, dude you know how girls are sometimes .
Boy - Yeah. . . but not her.
Friend- I don't know what else too say, man.
Boy- Kay, well I gotta get to english, ill see you
after school.
Friend- Yeah I gotta get too science, talk to you later .
THAT NIGHT:
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Girl- Hello?
Boy - Hey
Girl- Oh, hi.
Boy- Why weren't you at school today?
Girl- Uh. . . I had another doctor
appointment.
Boy- Are you sick?
Girl- . . . Um I have to go, my mom's
calling on my other line.
Boy- I'll wait.
Girl- It may take a while, ill call you later.
Boy- . . . Alright, I love you hunn.
>very long pause<
Girl- (With tears in her eyes) Look, I think we should break up.
Boy- What !?
Girl- It's the best thing for us right now.
Boy- Why !?
Girl- I love you.
>click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy- Hey dude .
Friend- Hey .
Boy- What's up ?
Friend- Nothing. Hey have you talked to your ex
lately ?
Boy- No .
Friend - So you didn't hear ?
Boy- Hear what ?
Friend- Um, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you . . .
Boy- Dude, what the fuck tell me .
Friend- Uh . . . call this number. . . 433- 555- 3468
Boy - Okay . . .
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is Nurse Beckam.
Boy- Uh . . . I must have the wrong number,
I'm looking for my friend.
Voice- What is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
Boy- Really ?! Why !? What happened !? How is she ?
Voice- Her room number is . . . 646, in building A, suite 3.
Boy- WHAT HAPPENED!?
Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
Boy- WAIT, NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy- Oh my gosh are you ok ?
Girl- . . .
Boy- Sweetie ! Talk too me !
Girl - I . . .
Boy- You what ? YOU WHAT !?
Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support
Boy - . . . > breaks into
tears< . . .
Girl- They're taking me off it tonight .
Boy- Why ?
Girl- I wanted too tell you but I couldn't
Boy- Why didn't you tell me !? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you.
Boy- You could never hurt me .
Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt bout me as the same I felt bout you.
Boy - ?
Girl- I love you more than anything, I would
give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die
for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy- . . .
Girl- Don't be sad, I love you and ill always be
here with you
Boy- Then why'd you break up with me ?
Nurse - Young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks too live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand and with a note in the other . . .
THE NOTE SAID: I told her I would take a
bullet for her. Just like she said she would die for me . _________________
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Anon. Master Cheater
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Hannah. How do I cheat?
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| It made me ":3". |
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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| I wasted too much of my life reading that. |
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OP. I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:03 am Post subject: |
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tis win? _________________
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Daniel. I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| [SSCA]Hannah. wrote: | | It made me ":3". |
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Jefre. Expert Cheater
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| [SSCA]Hannah. wrote: | | It made me ":3". |
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Phox I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| You just wasted 10 fricking minutes of my valuble time. |
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Hannah. How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Phox wrote: | | You just wasted 10 fricking minutes of my valuble time. | 10? |
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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| [SSCA]Hannah. wrote: | | Phox wrote: | | You just wasted 10 fricking minutes of my valuble time. | 10? |
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Daniel. I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| Phox wrote: | | You just wasted 10 fricking minutes of my valuble time. |
u read that slow? _________________
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OP. I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Captain Rage wrote: | | [SSCA]Hannah. wrote: | | Phox wrote: | | You just wasted 10 fricking minutes of my valuble time. | 10? |
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WASTED?
dude, it only took me 3 minutes to read. .__. _________________
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To0k How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:11 am Post subject: |
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tl'dr il just say yes to the title.  |
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Kronos Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:11 am Post subject: |
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readed. cried(kinda). ;_; _________________
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Mr. Poop Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Psh. Emo fags. _________________
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