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Fat people possess fat mentality, which subscribes to the following assumptions (and their rebuttals):

Mentality: It is not my fault I am fat.
Reality: Yes, it is. You never put down that box of twinkies

Mentality: Because I am fat, I can be a bitch.
Reality: No, even if your body dosen't drive people away, your attitude will.

Mentality: If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat, and they are racists.
Reality: Nobody likes a fatty. Seriously. Unless they put out and leave.

Mentality: Real women have curves.
Reality: Curves =/= balloons of fat.

Mentality: Marilyn Monroe was a size sixteen.
Reality: She was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs-- putting her at a BMI of 21, overweight being 25. The size 16 myth was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lard asses. Weight notwithstanding, Marilyn Monroe was hot, you are ugly.

Mentality: Men who like thin women are secretly gay
Reality: Like fashion designers.

Mentality: I am a victim.
Reality: No, you are a fat whore, and nobody forced you to eat so damn much.

Mentality: You must change the airplane seats to fit my enormous fat ass.
Reality: If you stopped eating so much, you wouldn't have that problem in the first place. Or, stop being a jew and pay for the bigger first class seats.

Mentality: I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice.
Reality: You deserve a push down a flight of stairs.

Mentality: I have had sex with over 100 men from bars, I must be hot a whore.
Reality: Beer makes everybody look better, bimbo.

Mentality: "Baby Got Back" was about fat women.
Reality: No, women with great asses, the song your thinking of is "Fat bottomed girls" by Queen.

Mentality: More cushion for the pushing.
Reality: I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your sweaty folds.

Mentality: It's better than being uncomfortably overweight.
Reality: Same thing, you stupid blubbernaut.

Mentality: If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic.
Reality: I find you disgustingly repulsive, as does the rest of the normal human populous.

Mentality: If you don't like my "womanly" body, you're a pedophile.
Reality: Maybe, but can you discern the age differences between a fat ass child and a fat ass adult? I think not.

Mentality: Despite knowing the answer, I always ask if these pants make my butt look big.
Reality: Stop asking that same god damn question every single time, it's not the pants, it's your ass.

Mentality and Reality seperators were added by me