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The Facts about sex.

 
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HackOtaku
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:04 pm    Post subject: The Facts about sex. Reply with quote
First off, the only reason anyone has sex is to make babies. It's a really messy and gross thing to perform, but is needed to keep our species alive. It is not enjoyable, and is actually severely unpleasant. One should only have sex if they feel a baby is needed for anything, such as for a family, manual labor, or food.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why were condoms invented?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anarchy wrote:
Why were condoms invented?
Ah, condoms. I use those to keep my large supply of bananas fresh and clean.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah Baby's are delicious.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anarchy wrote:
Why were condoms invented?
it's called a semen blocking device
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HackOtaku
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chidori wrote:
Anarchy wrote:
Why were condoms invented?
it's called a semen blocking device
Yep. Often times sailors attempt to steal my bananas, but these seem to repel them.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Give me that booty matey
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sex is overrated.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The fact is you don't get any.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
[AM]HackOtaku wrote:
Chidori wrote:
Anarchy wrote:
Why were condoms invented?
it's called a semen blocking device
Yep. Often times sailors attempt to steal my bananas, but these seem to repel them.
I srsly lol'd.

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