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Serious Dog Problem
Last updated as of March 2nd, 2009
This was about 3 minutes ago. All of a sudden, I started smelling shit, and I was thinking what the fuck happened. Why do I smell bad? Then I realized, it couldn't be me. I'm just too fucking sexy. So I walked upstairs, and we have a middle floor, and there's a rug. Fucking Son of a Bitch, there was like 6 shits just laying on the ground. I already know which dog it is, and I swear to god, I am going to beat that little shit to death. Yes, we've trained the little faggot, but it just doesn't get it. Should I start like fucking electrocuting the little bitch.
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if you cant handle the responsibility why did you get him?
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@Retallion Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Chidori wrote: | if you cant handle the responsibility why did you get him? |
I can handle it. I just don't know how to make the little faggot stop.
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rub his nose in his own poo
and then fucking throw him outside for a few days but give him food dont be to mean :\
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Yes beat him, like smack him not that hard though. Like make him face the shit and then say bad bad, and hit him.
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animal abuse D:
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6 of them? I bet he has worms.
Or is sick, or something... y'know what I mean.
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take him to the vet
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Lmao that story was soooo funny, you made me laugh...thank you =]
put his nose to it and then smack him and do it like 20 times...
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Learn to teach a dog discipline. Beating you're dog is animal abuse. Get one of those chain collar things where you can properly discipline your dog. This is only the first step in responsibility my child.
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I lol'd @ the "I'm just too sexy part."
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How old is he? If he's still a puppy I get it, but if not, you fail. My husky is like 2 months old and he already shits/pisses on the newspaper or goes outside. He shit in the living room carpet a couple times before, so I grabbed his collar and put his nose right in front of the shit. He hated the smell so I said "NO" and spanked him. Now, he barely ever shits/pisses where he shouldn't.
But he's so much fucking work. Also, you should never hit a dog a lot as a puppy. If you do, he's gonna be fucking aggressive when he's full grown.
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ButtPyrate wrote: | How old is he? If he's still a puppy I get it, but if not, you fail. My husky is like 2 months old and he already shits/pisses on the newspaper or goes outside. He shit in the living room carpet a couple times before, so I grabbed his collar and put his nose right in front of the shit. He hated the smell so I said "NO" and spanked him. Now, he barely ever shits/pisses where he shouldn't.
But he's so much fucking work. Also, you should never hit a dog a lot as a puppy. If you do, he's gonna be fucking aggressive when he's full grown. |
I wouldn't be that stupid. But its pretty old. I don't know its age, but its older than a puppy.
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Retallion wrote: | ButtPyrate wrote: | How old is he? If he's still a puppy I get it, but if not, you fail. My husky is like 2 months old and he already shits/pisses on the newspaper or goes outside. He shit in the living room carpet a couple times before, so I grabbed his collar and put his nose right in front of the shit. He hated the smell so I said "NO" and spanked him. Now, he barely ever shits/pisses where he shouldn't.
But he's so much fucking work. Also, you should never hit a dog a lot as a puppy. If you do, he's gonna be fucking aggressive when he's full grown. |
I wouldn't be that stupid. But its pretty old. I don't know its age, but its older than a puppy. |
Next time he does it, put his nose near it and spank him while saying "no", "bad", or whatever you say to him when he does something bad. Then take him to where he's supposed to shit and pet him and stuff. I know how annoying it is to clean shit =/.
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Caceese tried to, all he got in return was pizza. |
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