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Mania Guy I post too much
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| proz360 wrote: | | Cysero wrote: | | proz360 wrote: | LMFAO... I've been continuously laughing while reading these posts. U guys are so funny!! HAHAHAH. I spray cologne everyday... and i'm trendy/preppy but i'm too shy... I get nervous around girls... I know some pick up lines though ... And i also have a crush on this slut that i've never talked to and barely know. I've only talked to her once but she seemed to flirt back a bit... I still need tips and i;m gonna try to get some facts about her.
My Pickup Lines
*Your dad must be a baker. Cuz u got nice set of Buns
*I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to visit your anus could you help me?
*Can I have a Picture of you so i can tell santa what i want for christmas?
May i ask but how old are you lol... like the 4th pick up line lol
*If you were my homework i'd do u on the table every night. |
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Lol that's a pretty personal question.. Just a hint: I'm a teenager. |
same...13...but really who likes pick up lines these days?
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Foxhound Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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1. dont ask for sex
2. dont talk about sex
3. avoid eye-boob contact
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proz360 Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Cysero wrote: | | proz360 wrote: | | Cysero wrote: | | proz360 wrote: | LMFAO... I've been continuously laughing while reading these posts. U guys are so funny!! HAHAHAH. I spray cologne everyday... and i'm trendy/preppy but i'm too shy... I get nervous around girls... I know some pick up lines though ... And i also have a crush on this slut that i've never talked to and barely know. I've only talked to her once but she seemed to flirt back a bit... I still need tips and i;m gonna try to get some facts about her.
My Pickup Lines
*Your dad must be a baker. Cuz u got nice set of Buns
*I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to visit your anus could you help me?
*Can I have a Picture of you so i can tell santa what i want for christmas?
May i ask but how old are you lol... like the 4th pick up line lol
*If you were my homework i'd do u on the table every night. |
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Lol that's a pretty personal question.. Just a hint: I'm a teenager. |
same...13...but really who likes pick up lines these days? |
well i just like reading them and laughing at it. o.O
it's hard to avoid the boobs. Eyes are just magnets
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Mania Guy I post too much
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| BayArea wrote: | 1. dont ask for sex
2. dont talk about sex
3. avoid eye-boob contact |
1. I never asked my ex that...
2.We have because were CLOSE
3.Shit your kidding thats fucking hard as helllll!
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proz360 Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Cysero wrote: | | BayArea wrote: | 1. dont ask for sex
2. dont talk about sex
3. avoid eye-boob contact |
1. I never asked my ex that...
2.We have because were CLOSE
3.Shit your kidding thats fucking hard as helllll! | LOL i know... i can't stop staring at the boobs and the ass... damn
btw is dating a Girl that's older then u ok? o.O the slut is older then me...
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Foxhound Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:06 am Post subject: |
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Yeah... I use my hair to cover over my eyes.
If you have long hair, you know its still easy to see.
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thebluefiend Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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As hard as it seems, you're going to have to avoid the eye to boob contact. Without respect you aren't going to have a meaningful relationship, or perhaps a relationship at all. Honestly though, you came to th wrong place for advice. "Cheat Engine Forums" isn't exactly the place i would expect to find love doctors or gurus, more like sweaty people with an interest in gaming.
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Simisage Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:21 am Post subject: |
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ProTip: Go to a party invite here get really drunk flirt with her while you're drunk (Lets out your inner ladies man) DONT FUCK HER! Whatever you do dont fuck her unless shes butt naked on a bed or couch.
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SGL Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Wave your wallet.
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proz360 Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| andrewishawt wrote: | ProTip: Go to a party invite here get really drunk flirt with her while you're drunk (Lets out your inner ladies man) DONT FUCK HER! Whatever you do dont fuck her unless shes butt naked on a bed or couch.  | lmao.. y not? y not take the chance and just do it? Condom's come in handy! oh shit.. i didn't buy condoms.. Better buy them at school for 50 cents
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zh4ng Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:54 am Post subject: |
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| Make fun of her, jokingly. Then at the right time, swoop in as a caring, sensitive guy.
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proz360 Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:57 am Post subject: |
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what would a girls reaction be if i hug her from behind? Or smack her ass or touch her boobs from behind?
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Evil Scarecrow Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:35 am Post subject: |
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| Safko wrote: | | Smelly Cat wrote: | | Safko wrote: | | relationships / girlsfriends aren't something you fight for, either you meet a girl and feel the 'click', or you meet the girl and there's no love in the air, simple as it is |
Wow thats preety deep...........
Don't act gay is all i can say.  |
or you could grow up and become more mature, realizing how much being in love means to one. |
u are 100000 % right
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Drkgodz Flash moderator
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| proz360 wrote: | | what would a girls reaction be if i hug her from behind? Or smack her ass or touch her boobs from behind? |
Smacking ass/touching boobs shows no respect. Hug only if you know her pretty well or else it'll be awkward.
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_NoX_ Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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the only way u gona get away with those things when u 1st meet is if she's a slut and has been passed around like like a spliff in a rock fest.
If u intend to stay with her for more than 5 mins then respect her, achknowledge her and just be urself. If she doesnt like u for who u r then she isnt the girl 4 u, dont act different or try to be someting ur not, those relationships fall apart eventually.
and if it turns out she doesnt like u well theres plenty more fine, sexy, erotic, outgoing, and rough (if u like girls that way, i no i do)girls out there LOL
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