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 Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:59 am Post subject: Is it against religion to masturbate? |
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Are you retarded? Seriously, this is the stupidest question I've ever heard.
The answer is NO.
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I have never heard of any religion where it says literally that its illegal to masturbate.......
Since you ask such questions.. I dont think youre allowed to masturbate
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:10 am Post subject: |
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| Yes, the alternative one.
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| Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:14 am Post subject: |
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| Cheetah wrote: | | Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you. |
True. I'm Christian as well. Not many people actually follow the Ten Commandments nor abstinence. Lol
Cheetah, are you Christian?
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:02 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you.
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w0w nice
i dint know it's against Christianity to masturbate.
how you know that
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:07 am Post subject: |
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I heard that masturbating decreases possibility of getting prostate cancer... why the bible wants to kill us  ?
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| Emmanuel wrote: | | Quote: | Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you.
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w0w nice
i dint know it's against Christianity to masturbate.
how you know that |
Duh, Christian Living lessons? Maybe Cheetah knew it from other stuff. Lol
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They say that incubi and succubi are the products of "spilled seed" from masturbation.
Not sure exactly which group says that, but yeah, it's not allowed if you're totally traditional and strict, whatever.
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Sex is meant between a married man and a woman.
Not a man and his hand.
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funny that is crazy no way against the religon lol
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| Cheetah wrote: | | Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you. |
Yes, but god gave us preliminary sex tools for a reason.
Its common nature to masturbate.
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| xMurtaghx wrote: | | Cheetah wrote: | | Yes, it's against Christianity to masturbate. But it's also a sin to have premarital sex. Since not busting a nut for that entire time will cause you severe health problems, it's probably best to just do whatever the fuck you want and not let some religion control you. |
Yes, but god gave us preliminary sex tools for a reason.
Its common nature to masturbate. |
but it's kinda like gluttony, ya know?
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1:Get porn magazine
2:Go to bathroom
3:Find girl you like
4:Masterbate like crazy
5(optional):Drink your sperm
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