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[gbmack]

Sup, it's Rhino.







So I'm with the crew travelin around europe to get as much diverse poon as we can before we hit the streets of cancoon. Stopped off in France, the land of smelly cheese. Walked around in my singlet to show off my arms and let these snail sucking douche bags who the fuck's rollin' past. Got Jayjay behind me with A_Giant incase one of those notradam lookin faggots try to jump me (Jayjay is the guy Dave introduced me to, damn Jayjay is one raw beast, and A_Giant is another raw beast). Saw a restaurant that claimed it was 5 star and had the internet. My chance to show my World of Warcraft warrior off to the hot babes of Paris Smile. Kicked the door open incase there was hot babes inside, Needed to make sure they see the bad boy side of me. I walk up to the cashier with my laptop in my left paw and umbrella in my right incase if they tried to play 'tough guy' and the guy I'm about to order food from has a hilarious name, sukhdeep. He looked black and indian and had eyes like chris tucker.. It was everything in me not to laugh.

Rhino: Suck-deep huh? - Do you swallow to?
Sukhdeep: *french accent* Naw, I dawnt. Are yaw havin here?

Jayjay and A_Giant laughed their ass off at his accent, about now this pussy ass faggot got so angry he went to the back room hollerin some shit about tourists in his french language. Lucky he wasn't over the counter otherwise I woulda sent him through the roof with one punch. Saw a hot babe sittin alone readin some gay cleo magazine. This was the perfect opportunity to show off the items i have on my character. I go take a seat next to here and tense my biceps.

Rhino: *in a loud voice* AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH ABS?
Eva: Plawz kawp it dawn.. I'm rawding cleo magazawn.
Rhino: You sound like a fucking pansy.. Some kinda tom boy shit if you ask me.. But you got some fine tits and that's all i'm after Smile.

I proceeded to ask for her number when I suddenly see what appears to be her boyfriend comng over and sittin next to her with his hands around her. I'm readin to knock him the fuck out.

Leo: Halaw. I'm Leawww. Plawzed to meet yaw.
Rhino: Shove it up your ass 'Leo' I'm here to bang your girl one way or another. If you get in my way, even better. I'm always up to fight pussy french men. Your race is a disgrace and a failure to the earth since the dawn of time. And your croissants taste like shit!

About now Leo had a angry fit at me but the way these french people try to offend someone just makes me laugh? This is what he said to me.

Leo: CROSAWNT TASTE LIKE SHIT HAW? WELL, GUESS WAAATT YAW FAGGAWT. I ATE YOUR DADS ASSHAWL!!!!
Jayjay: LOL! You have the power of speech but you lack the power of argument. Nice fail there son.
A_Giant: No one talks about our dads like that you french pussy.

A_Giant was sensitive when it comes to family so he picked up Leo and threw him through the glass window. Eva got up and chucked her mocachino in A_Giant's eyes, He's runnin around screaming like the incredible hulk and smashin random objects near him. I wasn't happy about this. No body fucks with the crew but me. Just as I was about to grab Eva by the hair and make her blow my balls, Sukdheep comes in to see what the hells going on when Jayjay turns around and sends him a punch to the jaw that sent him flying to the dishes, about now customers got up tryna fight us foreigners. I was back to back with Jayjay surrounded by french assholes. Had to bring out my umbrella and wack off some of these failures to life. Jayjay is a good all round fighter, He grew up in the streets. He's punching these guys and knocking them the fuck out, elbow after elbow and throwing a few knees in. I'm swiping my umberella like a sword and poking them in the eye and using it as an olypic high jump tool incase I got surrounded. Leo comes back in the store bloody with an oozy!! Fuckin' french pussies I tell you!

Leo: GAWT OUTT OF MY HAWM TOOWWWN!!!!!!! *Shoots off rounds*

I had to react fast, I jumped by Jayjay and opened up my umbrella, deflecting bullets and shit, we're hiding within its circumference thinking of a plan to knock this nazi out. Jayjay had a grenade in his pocket that we snuck threw customs. Told those french pussies that it was a mini pine apple, fell straight for it. Jayjay unpins it and threw the grenade straight into leo's mouth!! Leo is runnin around screaming and shit, We had to make a run for it but we needed to grab A_Giant, took both of us to lift his 880lb ass, not to mention he's got quite a bit of length to him too, one mile to be precise. We make it across the road and we see a mushroom explosion. Me and Jayjay drop A_Giant on the ground and start laughin at the scenery, rolled up a blunt and rang the taxi to take us to the airport to germany, nothing to see in this wanna be of a country. Might leave A_Giant here because we don't have the financials to pay for his wounds.

QOTD:
Any good places in Germany guys?

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