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Sup, it's Rhino.

So my homie Dozer introduces me to this new game-that's-like-a-drug called World of warcraft. You can get high on it for hours and hours and there are no side effects. So i go to best buy, buy the CD, install it on my computer, and start playing.

I kill one skeleton.. I leveled up.. i get stronger.. wow i want to be like that strong guy.. I kill a few hundred more skeletons... Level 6. I'm stronger and i have shiny new skills.. this is pretty fun.

I went on all night and killed like 1000 skeletons. Level 21.. Maybe i should do some quests and maybe like i'll get stronger and stuff and people will respect me for being so cool??

Finally after months and months and months of playing world of warcraft, i'm a level 50 warrior, just like Dozer who is a level 50 priest. Only hackers are level 55 and higher, because we all know that it takes weeks to get from level 50 to level 51. Who knows how long it would take to get to level 52. you're just an acne-faced nerd if you're a really high level.

Rhino: Thanks for making my life so much better
Dozer: lulz k np

...

So i've been seeing this chick lately, we've been hanging out and we got much in common. I think she could be the one. Only thing I disapprove of her is that fact that she doesn't like video games. She says i spend too much time playing world of warcraft rather than being intimate with her. Told me if this continues to happen or i play the game again, I would have to resort to my right hand for a good time.

I rang Jen up and set the night out.

*ring ring*

Jen: Hello?
Rhino: Who's the number one super pimp around B)
Jen: Awwww heyy youuu! What you doing?! You better not be on that stupid low life game. I swear it's over if i hear a "BLARGGH!"
Rhino: aww hell naw, you know me girl. I uninstalled that shit and put the CD under the lawn mower. Mowed it to shreds.Listen, I've been thinking about us and I want to take it to the next level.. How bout you come over for dinner and we get shit rollin. Just the two of us.
Jen: I'd like that papi *mwaaa*

I go and have a shower and freshen up. I put polish on my beared claws and put on an orange tuxedo. This is a special occasion, needed to look swole.

Jen walks in and sees Domino's pizza on the table. Not her kind of dinner. This is basically when the night fails.

Jen: The fuck is this shit...? You didn't even cook? You called for a pizza?
Rhino: Well what the fuck did you want??! KFC?
Jen: Just forget it Rhino, you're never going to understand.. I always fall for guys like you. Handsome.. Maybe I should go to a geek like your friend Dozer.
Rhino: Fuck that shit, I'd break his neck! Let me make it up to you.
Jen: How?
Rhino: How bout' we go upstairs to my room B)
Jen: ooohhh okayy Wink

Jen grabs me by the arm and bites her bottom lip, she's one kinky slut. That's why I'm head over heels for her. She can suck a dong for hours, a true keeper. We didn't waste time, I strip down to my humoungous legs and anaconda like penor and penetrated right through that boreeto, made her gasp as soon as I entered. I'm goin all out hittin that shit from every angle on every piece of furniture. She was moaning so loud, neighbors were callin the police and shit because they couldn't sleep.

Jus as I was about to bust, I was hittin her from the back and I see the laptop nearby, I decided to log on to my world of warcraft account while I'm tappin that shit and joined a dragon raid. (of course I put it on mute so she couldn't hear the thunder clap) - It was so hard to multi task, I couldn't concentrate.

Jen: FASTER RHINO!!
Rhino: WAIT UP BITCH, I NEED GO FINISH THIS RAID.
Jen: *turns head around* NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T. *pushes her self off me* - We're fucking through. I hope you enjoy your life rhino. You're a fuckin loser addict
Rhino: Babe wait! I can explain!
Jen: NOT THIS TIME RHINO. IT'S OVER.
Rhino: CAN'T I AT LEAST BUST!? I'M SO CLOSE.

About now Jen gets in her car and does a skid and rolls off. I've never been dumped in my life. And to make shit worse, I didn't even cum and I'm still horny.. Saw a barely-clothed female priest and decided to finish the job to her. Started walkin off to that.

QOTD:
Should I seek therapy? I'm so depressed..

92Garfield · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:08 am Post subject:

tl, dr
say it shorter, get to the point

edit: lol, you are ruining your life if its true

Hitler's Assassin · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:24 pm Post subject:

Lolwut. WoW is so freaking addicting :l
I got the 10-Day Free Trial and I ended up making like 25 accounts Razz

Too addicting :T
Lol!

whisk · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

Farr. · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject:

troll

Sora · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:41 am Post subject:

Copypasta from rhinothecat.com.

datflipkid · Cheater Reputation: 0 Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 38

fasdf

Saltine · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:57 am Post subject:

Nice.

92Garfield · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:05 am Post subject:

Serox · Cheater Reputation: 0 Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 40

Wow, that's pretty damn close to what happened to me. the whole woman trouble part anyway. Who wants to get their dong sucked for hours? One hour is enough, then I like to gravy her biscuits.

Chidori · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject:

Codeslinger · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:03 am Post subject:

gbmack · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:35 am Post subject:

Bump da whoop