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Why I hate Rock-Paper-Sissors

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: Why I hate Rock-Paper-Sissors Reply with quote

Ok, so I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors. But there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have "beaten me with their paper" I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you stupid asshole
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice copying.

Oh and,

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Why I hate Rock-Paper-Sissors Reply with quote

kearel5000 wrote:
Ok, so I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors. But there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have "beaten me with their paper" I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you stupid asshole

Not cool, man. Seriously. You just copied and pasted this, or at least typed it out from someone else...
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Copied from teh internets.
EDIT: Lol, beat me to it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rock, paper, scissors
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paper = Slap.
Rock = Punch.
Rock wins.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd

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