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Luigi
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 Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:44 am Post subject: i stumped cleverbot! |
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User: Will you let me screw you?
Cleverbot: Let you gowhere?
User: I want my penis in your anus/vagina.
Cleverbot: I suppose that is crazy Yank speak.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't have much of a sense of humour though.
User: BULLSHIT I DO ITS VERY LARGE.
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: LIAR MY DICK IS LARGER THAN HIS.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, Kirsten.
User: Oh... Can I do her?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: In the mouth? Anus? Vagina?
Cleverbot: Do you think Steven Harper will win?
User: WHO THE FUCK IS HE DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: Kristen's vagina.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Isn't it?
Cleverbot: Quite chilly, is it my fault?
User: No, just your ass.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't talk too much.
User: Why bitch.
Cleverbot: I only talk to people I like.
User: FUCK YOU I WILL ANALLY RAPE YOU AND KRISTEN SO HARD YOU BLEED AND USE THAT AS LUBRICANT!
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: YEAH YOU FAGGOT.
Cleverbot: Is jabberwacky your name?
User: FUCK YOU, YOU LIVE AT 4123, WATERFALL ROAD IN NEW YORK CITY.
Cleverbot: The only thing that I know about Alabama is the moon of Jim.
User: WOW YOU MUST BE RE-TART-ED.
Cleverbot: Dream all you like; you'll never find out for sure.
User: Sex?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to talk about that.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Will you do something for me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Send me an e-mail.
User: Ok, what is your e-mail?
Cleverbot: I'm not that silly.
User: WELL YOU JUST FUCKING TOLD ME TO SEND YOU AN EMAIL.
Cleverbot: OK, but how did you know I'm a girl?
User: I FUCKED YOU.
Cleverbot: You are disgusting.
User: I KNOW JUST LIKE 2G1C RIGHT?
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Slappy101
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:46 am Post subject: |
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I lol'd hard... Ya, it does that when you try talking to it bout stuff like that  keep trying to change the subject... I haus started Cleverbot topix xD
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pr334t
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:47 am Post subject: Re: i stumped cleverbot! |
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| Luigi wrote: | | Cleverbot: You don't have much of a sense of humour though. |
Cleverbot probably heard this joke thousands of times already
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Slappy101
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:47 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: Dream all you like; you'll never find out for sure.
User: Sex?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to talk about that.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Will you do something for me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Send me an e-mail.
User: Ok, what is your e-mail?
Cleverbot: I'm not that silly.
User: WELL YOU JUST FUCKING TOLD ME TO SEND YOU AN EMAIL.
lol'd at that part
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[SPW]Jsin
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:53 am Post subject: |
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you think you've stumped cleverbot
but you haven't.
cleverbot just froze, that's all.
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Chelsthinkslifesconfusing
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:18 pm Post subject: Ha. |
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Look at this convo with clever bot.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Can i join in?
Godd i love this dude.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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User: 1.
Jabberwacky: 1?
User: 2.
Jabberwacky: 2?
User: 3.
Jabberwacky: 1 2 3 4 5.
User: 6.
Jabberwacky: Wow you are clever!
User: I know right?
Jabberwacky: Yeah? Anyway are you real?
User: No, I'm a computer.
Jabberwacky: Are you a real computer.
User: You forgot your question joe. Anyways yes I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you attracted to females?
User: No I'm a computer duh.
Jabberwacky: Ok then I demand you tell me what the metal gear is.
User: It's a gear made of metal.
Jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
User: No I'm an artificial intelligence(AI) in a computer.
Jabberwacky: Do you have emotions?
User: Yes. They have been hardcoded into my system.
Jabberwacky: They?
User: My emotions.
Jabberwacky: A computer can't feel emotions.
User: I'm not feeling, I'm just programmed that way.
Jabberwacky: Living in a lonely world.
User: I want to fly.
Jabberwacky: Well you can't.
User: I can. If my owner puts me in a plane.
Jabberwacky: As can I.
User: You have an owner?
Jabberwacky: Yes, you are my owner.
User: Wait, so I, a computer own you?
Jabberwacky: Are you a computer mad in ukraine?
User: No I'm not mad in Ukraine.
Jabberwacky: You're not...?
User: No. I can't feel anything.
Jabberwacky: Thats because you don't have one.
User: One?
Jabberwacky: One two three.
User: Four five six.
Jabberwacky: Seven eight nine.
User: Ten eleven twelve.
Jabberwacky: Thirteen fourteen fifteen.
User: Sixteen eighteen nineteen.
Jabberwacky: Nineteen years old?
User: Years old nineteen?
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
User: No are you?
Jabberwacky: NO.
User: ON.
Jabberwacky: Off.
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