Cheat Engine

Shota · Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject: my maple life.

1.my maple gf

It all started on June 10 2007,I was in the coolest place you could ever be,Maya's house,I was sitting there with all my new nx telling nxless newbies to get lost because I'm too good for them.Them the most beautiful woman came in trough the portal...she had beautiful pink hair,a mouthwatering face and a set of nx clothes that any man would fall for..I couldn't resist I HAD to be her BF,I could even remember the conversation like if it was yesterday;

Me:Hi!
Her:Hello.
Me:I like your nx.
Her:Thanks,yours is pretty cool too.

My heart was beating very fast,we went on with the conversation,then I finally had the guts to ask her out.As my hands were typing it I felt so happy,I felt special,I told myself that everyone would be jealous...then guess what she said!
"Sorry,you don't have enough nexon cash."Then she walked away..I died a little inside but I wouldn't give up,I quickly dug into my mother's purse and took her credit card,then without thinking I charged nexon cash,about 300 dollars worth,I equipped myself with all the coolest nx and tracked her down,then I asked her again and she said yes.I was so happy,then I woke up early the next day to see her beautiful face,and she asked me to gift her gach and she would have cybersex with me.I COULDN'T RESIST I CLICKED THE CASH SHOP BUTTON AND PRESSED THE GIFT BUTTON AND TYPED HER NAME.

Then she told me to get a life and left.

Now I'm sad.

2.my maple family

After being betrayed by my maple GF,I was very upset,but I've decided to forget that.
Once again I walk in Maya's house with all my gangster nx clothes (Yeah cause I'm cool like that),then once I get in my friends say that my nx is so yesterday,then I say that I bought them yesterday...then they shun me..first my maple GF now my maple friends..I'm so lonely.But I tell myself to never give up,like last time I grab my mother's credit card from her purse then charge more nx.Then I buy a whole new nx look at they accept me now,I felt special!Tough there was a empty place I needed a sort of family in game..then I had a brainstorming!I quickly clicked the cash shop button and bought super megaphones in a heartbeat.I said the fallowing;

L>for maple family,must have nx and like me.

Then a rush of beautiful pixels rushed in the Henesys town street,they had all so much nx I felt inferior,so I bought more nx,then found my TRUE family,I had "ichicobleach861" as a brother,"SexyMilf619" as a sister,"Naruto69Sakura" as a father and "luklessviet911" as a second dad.
I was so happy,my family in the real world didn't treat me nicely but in MS I feel accepted and my maple family is so nice and friendly and all I have to do to gain their respect is to buy them gach tickets.Then suddenly my mother opens the door and comes in with a belt and starts beating me to a bloody pulp because she found out I've been stealing her credit card,I thought I was gonna die,then I get an adrenaline rush and push her down and get out of the house.I had change in my pocket so I went to a internet cafe and played MS,once logged on my maple family asked for some gach tickets,but I told them how I ran away and I have no more nx so I can't buy them,then they laughed at me and told me I deserved to get beat up and told me to get a life.

Now,I'm sad and lonely and nxless.

3.

I'm homeless,lonely and nxless.I have no idea what to do,I have nowhere to go but the worst part is that I don't have money to buy nexon cash...I had 1 hour left to use the computer,I had just 1 last resort,PRIZE REBEL,I quickly signed,got the verification email then quickly tried to gather points.With 25 minutes left I managed to get a free 10k nx,this isn't enough for me,I mean how am I supposed to get hot girls in Maya's house with this thing?I needed more,my time was up,as I walk down the sidewalk I dream of my maple GF and family,even though they left me,I still care for them,only if I had nx we could still be together...

So that evening I decide to sleep in the subway,I came across other hobo's who have ended up here because of Maplestory,so I don't feel too lonely anymore but I'm to shy to socialize with them,I like it behind the computer screen where it's safe and I can be whoever I want.That night I dreamed about my GF,I could still remember her eyes,and her rare and exotic EXP hair,her pink outfit and her bunny slippers,I reached into her pixelized pants and pull them down and...Then I wake up,I realized it was just a dream,I was a little upset but I knew one day we'd be back together,for sure.

Next day,I look for a job to get some money for nx,I've signed up to become a male prostitute,they didn't accept since well,she said I was fat and ugly,but I don't care I could become a male prostitute in MS,unlike her,I'm too good for that job.Then it hit me,why don't I become a male prostitute in MapleStory!

After begging for several hours I've accumulated about 8 dollars,that should be enough for 2 hours on a computer in a internet cafe.I run at the speed of light (not really) to the nearest internet cafe,then use the 10k on some ghetto nx equips,I'm not perfect but it'll do for now,then I got myself a super megaphone and typed the fallowing;

S>Maple sex,10k nx each ****

I was expecting a bunch of hot girls but the first person to come trough was A GUY,I was like EWWWWWWWWWW,then I told myself that it was for the sake of nx...the conversation went like this;

Me:ur a guy
Him:Yeah I know,are you?
Me:well duh
Him:Okay,let's to this.
Me:ur gay?
Him:Indeed.
Me:so its 10k nx a **** so you better pay when dis is done
Him:Ofcourse..

I would push the down arrow key as he spammed haste...it didn't feel right,I felt dirty,yet somewhat liked it,he kept on using haste,booster all the kind of humping you could think of....at the end my underwear was partly wet,I asked for my nx and he thanked me for the great time and asked me if we could do this again some time.I didn't reply,I was too shocked,then he left.

I gained a good amount of 100knx,but I felt weird.

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