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piggy7777
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 Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: [Help] I need to break up with my gf |
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Anyways, one of my friends dared me to ask out this weird Asian chick with a weird stalker vibe, since she's liked me for like, 2 years. I ask her, she says yes, blah blah. I act like I'm enjoying it, but I'm actually not. I was also dared to go to the dance with her, and I'm gonna do it, but I plan to break up with her afterwards. She's nice and all, but I just don't like her. Only two of my friends know that I don't like her (the guy that dared me to ask her out, and my neighbor, who is my friend's friend). I don't wanna hurt her feelings and crap. And I'm NOT doing it over Facebook or anything. I got balls. Advice plawks.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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wear cup
for the sake of your manhood
WELLL...
try telling a REALLY funny joke, and then when she is laughing, break up with her,
it works
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After the dance, be like, " Can we talk " Sit down. Be Like " Its just not working, Were going to have to break up " She'll understand, and its over with.
Good Luck.
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piggy7777
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As I said before, she gives off a very creepy stalker vibe, so I doubt that these will work, and probably will hurt her feelings even more.
@kearel: I only had one cup, and now it's way too small, and I can't find it, anyways. Lol
EDIT: I meant the cup is small, not my penis. Don't even try to make that joke.
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| piggy7777 wrote: | As I said before, she gives off a very creepy stalker vibe, so I doubt that these will work, and probably will hurt her feelings even more.
@kearel: I only had one cup, and now it's way too small, and I can't find it, anyways. Lol
EDIT: I meant the cup is small, not my penis. Don't even try to make that joke. |
I lol'd in real life. Just break up with her and she'll get over it. It's not like she's gonna kill you..
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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FUCK AND CHUCK
you got the balls
DO IT
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| gavin wrote: | FUCK AND CHUCK
you got the balls
DO IT |
Apparently.. he can't ask out the girl.. so what makes you think he can do that. Eax?
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U have to tell her straight up "I am sorry but your not what I am looking for. " Then give her hello kitty shit caz azns luv it.
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Just break up
Dont be be scared
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| Ask her to marry you.
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