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Xanatos I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject: Bored as cocks (TONS OF HINTS ADDED TO PAGE 6 RIDDLE) |
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Here's a super harrddd onee:
There is a guy walking down the street, and a sees a crowd of black people failing epically fighting with gesers. He then gets held up, but gives the mugger something that allows to him to get away without being hurt or losing his v-card. Suddenly someone divides by zero, and gets attacked by demon spawns. The calculator falls out of his hand, and the guy rubs something on the calculator and everything goes back to normal. What did he give the mugger, where is he and what did he rub on the calculator?
Hint: The thing he gave to the mugger was the location of someone.
Hint 2: This place has no physical representation on Earth (like hell and heaven).
Hint 3: The in the feud between the gesers and black people, the gesers are loosing greatly because the black people ignore them and act like faggots.
Hint 4: Yes there is a logical answer to this riddle, and the thing rubbed on the calculator is part of a religion.
Hint 5: The location has close connections with pants, in the early days. However now it is Canada. This is still a person's whereabouts, which were entirely false to begin with.
Answered riddles
A big pair of tits (d-cups), along with the human they're attached to, falls out of a 9001 story building. How do they (and the human they're attached to) survive intact?
There are 6 cocks in a bag. 6 ppl come, and one by one, they take a cock. There is still one cock in the bag, how can this be?
The police bust into this house based on an anonymous call. They're looking for a person, called Irwin. When they arrive they realized they walked into a porn shoot, for epic straight POV stuff. There is a epic cock sucking faggot, Micheal Jackon doing the moon walk with his back to the cops, some random guy, and a really hot porn star taking it the vag.
WHO DO THEY ARREST?
Current challenge:
Q. Tom is found dead in the living room, with a bar across his back. How did he die?
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
I'll answer any questions with y/n.
Only 1, 6 and 13 are unanswered.
Give answers with numbers.
Hint: Ignore periods.
...........man
1. ------------
..........board
.........stand
2. ------------
.......... i
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
4.....r
.....road
......a
......d
5.
cycle
cycle
cycle
.........0
6. ------------
.........M.D.
.........Ph.D.
.........knee
7. ------------
.........light
...............ground
8. ---------------
....feet feet feet feet feet feet
9. he's / himself.
10. ecnalg
11. death ..... life
12. THINK
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... _________________
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Pron Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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5: Tricycle!!
3: Reading between the lines?
11: Life after death!!
7: Neon Light!!!!
8: 6 feet underground?
2: stand over me? or I understand (maybe)
4: Crossroads!!
10: Backward glance!! (Thank you person below me :>)
9: Hes alone? (not sure)
12: Think big?
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krazedkat I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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1. man overboad? missing man???!?!?
2. I understand
3. reading between the lines
4. cross roads
5. tricycle
6.
7. neon light
8. 6 feet underground
9. he's beside himself
10. backwards glance
11. life after death
12. think big
13. long time no see
1 more!!!!
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Pron Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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13: LONG TIME NO SEE!!! :>!!
No idea what 1 and 6 are though.
(Nevermind 1 is easy--> Man overboard. )
Whut is 6 :<? |
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Xanatos I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Pron wrote: | 13: LONG TIME NO SEE!!! :>!!
No idea what 1 and 6 are though.
(Nevermind 1 is easy--> Man overboard. )
Whut is 6 :<? |
Correct.
If I get another person to ask for 6, I'll post answer and start with round 2 of cocks and bordom. _________________
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krazedkat I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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whats 6?
i got all but 6 go us! |
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Rawss. Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| 1) man over board |
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Xanatos I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Its 2 degress below zero :>
New puzzles
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
I'll answer any questions with y/n. _________________
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krazedkat I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| thanks round 2? |
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Pron Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Xanatos wrote: | Its 2 degress below zero :>
New puzzles
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
I'll answer any questions with y/n. |
Siamese twins? |
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krazedkat I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| the sisters dead? |
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Xanatos I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Pron wrote: | | Xanatos wrote: | Its 2 degress below zero :>
New puzzles
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
I'll answer any questions with y/n. |
Siamese twins? |
Fgt googled D:
Currect.
Round 3 coming, it'll be hard as cocks. _________________
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krazedkat I post too much
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| is there round 3? |
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Pron Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Xanatos wrote: | | Pron wrote: | | Xanatos wrote: | Its 2 degress below zero :>
New puzzles
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
I'll answer any questions with y/n. |
Siamese twins? |
Fgt googled D:
Currect. |
LOL SRSLY?
I was gonna say dead if that wasnt right :< |
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^-^ Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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I liked the Rebus Puzzles more  |
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