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It's a creampie safe?
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Is it safe?
Try it at risk
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It's safe if used with lube.
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It gives cancer.
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I dunt Kcnouw inglysh
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, creampies are safe. But it may depend though, for example if the fruits are poisoned. For example, a poisoned strawberry cream pie would not be safe to eat. lol but seriously, idk


What he said ^^

Also, don't eat creampies if you have milk allergies. It's a main ingredient in cream.


1) Not that kind of creampie.

Depending on either if your partner is

*On the pill
*Going through menopause
*Either has their tubes tied (female) or has undergone a vasectomy (male)
*Has a vaginal disk surgically implanted inside the uterus, blocking the fallopian tubes.

It's safe, but risky. I suggest not doing it, you might have one lucky swimmer even if she does forces it out.
I know... hence the "lol but seriously, idk"
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MiStErDoRkIe wrote:
Yes, creampies are safe. But it may depend though, for example if the fruits are poisoned. For example, a poisoned strawberry cream pie would not be safe to eat. lol but seriously, idk
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wat the eff is a cream pie and a lube?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

slasha888 wrote:
wat the eff is a cream pie and a lube?
Cream pie = a pie with cream on top. lube = Jiffy Lube, where they change your oil.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

is he serious?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just to let you know even if you pull out you still can get her pregnant
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Estraik wrote:
xdeviance wrote:
Estraik wrote:
xdeviance wrote:
Willy wrote:
MiStErDoRkIe wrote:
Yes, creampies are safe. But it may depend though, for example if the fruits are poisoned. For example, a poisoned strawberry cream pie would not be safe to eat. lol but seriously, idk


What he said ^^

Also, don't eat creampies if you have milk allergies. It's a main ingredient in cream.


1) Not that kind of creampie.

Depending on either if your partner is

*On the pill
*Going through menopause
*Either has their tubes tied (female) or has undergone a vasectomy (male)
*Has a vaginal disk surgically implanted inside the uterus, blocking the fallopian tubes.

It's safe, but risky. I suggest not doing it, you might have one lucky swimmer even if she does forces it out.


Thanks for the info, I did it anyways. . .so let's see what happens in the next 5 days.

*sigh* Hope it all goes well.

Although I believe in this:

Pregnancy cannot occur from the act of anal sex, but because the vaginal opening and the anus are very close together, there is the chance that sperm could leak into the vagina and travel to fertilize an egg.

But as you say, it's still risky.

Cool


If you DO want to shoot a load inside her, please make note that the exchange of bodily fluids do lead to STDs and HIV, which can lead to AIDS.


Hmm, are you talking about a girl that has been with other guys?

Because if that's the case, that is something I don't worry, she has only been with me.


Doesn't matter, she might have the HIV virus and passed it on to you. Who knows.

fatman12342 wrote:
just to let you know even if you pull out you still can get her pregnant


Of course, it's called "pre-cum." Meaning, you shoot a really small amount of sperm cells even before the orgasm.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that happens to me so I have to use a condom Sad. I don't like anal so, no I'm not going to shoot it down there
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that happens to me so I have to use a condom Sad. I don't like anal so, no I'm not going to shoot it down there
You make it sound like you've had sex before.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyhow, she is supposed to get on period today.

She took the pregnancy test 2 days ago and it was negative.

She took the test today and she told me she got scared cause the other line was kinda blurry but couldn't be seen clear as the first one, so I am hoping that it was a sign that she is not.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miley Cyrus wrote:
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that happens to me so I have to use a condom Sad. I don't like anal so, no I'm not going to shoot it down there
You make it sound like you've had sex before.


I Just lol'd so hard at this TOTAL OWNAGE QUOTE POST!

And a bit more on topic, why are there so many girl and
sex related topics here?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miley Cyrus wrote:
BeastKing wrote:
that happens to me so I have to use a condom Sad. I don't like anal so, no I'm not going to shoot it down there
You make it sound like you've had sex before.


just twice. not the same girls though, the first one, I kinda regret it. and embarrase that I've ever done it with her, don't get me wrong, she is hot.
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